Wow, I didn't think this thread would EVER end! What a saga! I think the thing that made me LOL the most, though, was right towards the end:
Definitely comes in 1ed in my book!![]()
Wow, I didn't think this thread would EVER end! What a saga! I think the thing that made me LOL the most, though, was right towards the end:
Definitely comes in 1ed in my book!![]()
What ever happened to Jim ?
Last edited by Ralphie4you; August 6th, 2010 at 09:03 PM. Reason: Too long ago. Thread goes back too far
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You know, you're comment made me think of something interesting.
Ralphie, are you supposed to be on the internet? You were found guilty of having one image on your computer of an underage person. What are your probation stipulations? I'm pretty sure one of them should be that you are not allowed to use a computer since that was also one of James' stipulations. I wonder if that is one of them....hmmmmmmmm..................
"Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too."
Hopefully he is being ass raped with a crowbar repeatedly as I type this... perhaps you'd like to join him you sick fuck! It digusts me that you have the nerve to come on here after what you have been convicted of! Do the world a favor and just fuck off and die!
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He;'s doing 5 to 20 -- years, not months -- on the KP charges. He's also doing 1 to 5 for custodial interference, conspiracy, and corruption of minors -- all concurrent but consecutive to the KP charges. That gives him 6 to 25 for the first incident, the wrestling teens.
For the second, where he was actually schtupping the older teen he photographed wrestling, he got 20 to 55. I don't know if that is consecutive to the other charges of concurrent with them.
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Still a classic. Or would that be 2ed best?
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I have to say, I've been known to kick it at my neighbors and even be on their computer at 1:30am or 2:30am (I don't abuse their email or their accounts on any websites when I'm there) when we're just sittin' 'round shooting the shit, so this one to me is completely viable. The rest however sounds like utter bullshit and in it's self negates any plausibility to this explanation. Shame on you Jim.
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Wow. I don't know whether to thank you or damn you for bumping this. How have I missed it all these years.
I could be wrong but I think I saw, not only 2ed but 3ed also
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"Too much mercy, often resulted in further crimes which were fatal to innocent victims who need not have been victims if justice had been put first and mercy second." -Agatha Christie
Oh my GOD this is the best thing I have ever read in my entire life. I was supposed to go to sleep an hour ago.
I about cried with laughter when the 3ed incarnation of James stopped by.
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alot have asked themselves what happened to the mysterious disgusting perv james well i looked it up and he is still in jail lmao if the link below does not take u straight to his page (no pic) just type last name crise first name james leave everything else alone and boom it pops up lol
http://inmatelocator.cor.state.pa.us/inmatelocatorweb/
also here is a youtube from one of his trials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUjQOarAl8A
Last edited by starrmom; May 14th, 2012 at 05:37 PM. Reason: link was bad first time
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Aw, still in prison, eh. Wish we could send him a pizza.
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Wooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Thanks for bumping this. I forgot Ralphie came in here! hahaha!
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