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    Thumbs up Bertha McKenzie had a baseball bat


    An Allentown woman refused to allow officers with an arrest warrant to take her juvenile son into custody Tuesday morning at her home, police said in an arrest affidavit.

    Bertha A. McKenzie, 43, of 1034 E. Tilghman St., threatened officers with a vacuum cleaner hose and an aluminum baseball bat, leading an officer to aim his gun at her before McKenzie's daughter wrestled the bat out her hands, police said.

    Police charged McKenzie with aggravated assault, simple assault, terroristic threats and obstructing administration of law. Her son was wanted on a charge of simple assault.

    According to the affidavit:

    School resource officer Suzanne Toth called McKenzie's home Monday and asked her to turn her son in to police. McKenzie refused and hung up on Toth. Toth called back and said an arrest warrant would be issued for McKenzie's son. His age and the name of the school were not given by police.

    McKenzie said, ''You're not taking my son anywhere,'' ''You better not even try to put cuffs on my son because if you do you'd better bring enough cuffs for me, too, and bring the whole [police] force with you!'' Then she hung up.

    City Detective Keith Morris called McKenzie. She again refused to turn over her son and, after calling Morris several profane names, hung up abruptly.

    About 9:30 a.m. Tuesday, Toth, Morris, officer Mark Hanna, Detective Daniel J. Gross Jr., and other police officers went to McKenzie's home to serve the warrant on her son. McKenzie answered the door and refused to turn over her son. She blocked the officers' path to a stairway and told her son to go upstairs, which he did.

    McKenzie repeatedly told police they would not take her son or put handcuffs on him. She pointed at Toth and said, ''If any of you touch my son then you're [Toth] going to be the first one I punch in the face.'' McKenzie moved a glass table to clear space as if she were preparing for a fight with police.

    They repeatedly tried to calm down McKenzie and explain her legal requirement to honor the warrant. But she kept up her aggressive posture and threatened violence against the police.

    McKenzie walked into another room, dismantled a plastic vacuum hose and held a 3-foot section of it. She raised it as if she was going to hit the officers.

    Then McKenzie picked up a 3-feet-long aluminum baseball bat, raised it up and threw down the hose. She took an aggressive posture with the bat.
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    How sweet!

    Mother and son getting arrested together!

    Truly a family moment that will be talked about for MANY MANY family gatherings to come!

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    Hey, at least they'll have a good story for Christmas! Or they could have taken photos and immortalized them into cards!
    prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch slap

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    Am I the bitch mom here, because if the police are looking for my kid, I'm gonna take him in. If he/she gets arrested, better call your daddy, cuz I'm not bailing you out. Of course, if they are really innocent that's a different story

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    Um...ok, I really really like this mother's defense of her kid. I'm not defending her son. He did something he needs to pay the price for it. But I love the whole mamma bear not letting anyone near the cub routine. Fair fucking play to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by claddaghgirl View Post
    Um...ok, I really really like this mother's defense of her kid. I'm not defending her son. He did something he needs to pay the price for it. But I love the whole mamma bear not letting anyone near the cub routine. Fair fucking play to her.
    You like Mommas defense of the kid?

    They are NOT there because they want to pick a fight with a Heifer named Bertha because they have nothing else to do.

    She has zero respect for authority. Thats it. Period. End of story.

    Protecting her cub....pfffttt

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelJCheaney View Post
    You like Mommas defense of the kid?

    They are NOT there because they want to pick a fight with a Heifer named Bertha because they have nothing else to do.

    She has zero respect for authority. Thats it. Period. End of story.

    Protecting her cub....pfffttt
    I have to agree with MJC on this one. She should have let the po po take custody of the son and then bailed him out. Or hired a lawyer. Not threaten the cops with a vacuum cleaner hose and a baseball bat. With that kind of mother, no wonder jr. is in trouble with the law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Doll View Post
    I have to agree with MJC on this one. She should have let the po po take custody of the son and then bailed him out. Or hired a lawyer. Not threaten the cops with a vacuum cleaner hose and a baseball bat. With that kind of mother, no wonder jr. is in trouble with the law.
    Hey thats cool if you guys disagree.
    But to her someone was taking her kid. YES he does deserve to pay for what he did. And NO she shouldn't have threatened the cops with anything...but i still say Fair Fucking Play to her.
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    What do you expect from a woman named Bertha? I bet she’s a big woman.

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    Mom sounds like a real tush hog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelJCheaney View Post
    You like Mommas defense of the kid?

    They are NOT there because they want to pick a fight with a Heifer named Bertha because they have nothing else to do.

    She has zero respect for authority. Thats it. Period. End of story.

    Protecting her cub....pfffttt
    I couldn't agree more and that may be part of her son's problem if this is the kind of behavior that's been patterned for him.

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    PA + Bertha A. McKenzie = I feel for you Pennsylvanians, Chicagoans, and well New York is a no brainer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by popeyeray View Post
    PA + Bertha A. McKenzie = I feel for you Pennsylvanians, Chicagoans, and well New York is a no brainer.
    And Florida beats them all it seems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by claddaghgirl View Post
    Hey thats cool if you guys disagree.
    But to her someone was taking her kid. YES he does deserve to pay for what he did. And NO she shouldn't have threatened the cops with anything...but i still say Fair Fucking Play to her.
    I can tell the difference between the cops arresting my child and someone dragging my cub off to become a predators next meal. If my child was in danger, I would protect him/her.

    This was NOT some life threatening situation. In the grand scheme of things, it was little more than a nuisance... a situation that most adults understand... cuffs, car, jail, bail.

    The apple didn't fall far from the tree on this one. Assault charges... like mother like son. He learns what he lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherrz View Post
    Hey, at least they'll have a good story for Christmas! Or they could have taken photos and immortalized them into cards!
    I'm sure they can just use their mugshots. :)
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