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    Alan Weller is the "rotten teeth robber"




    Not Weller's actual teeth, but I can only imagine how bad they were to get a moniker like "rotten teeth robber".

    FORT LAUDERDALE - A man who robbed a bank on Federal Highway this morning was captured shortly afterward and is the "rotten teeth robber" who committed several similar robberies over the past month, according to police and the Broward Sheriff's Office.

    Police late this afternoon identified the suspect as Alan Weller, 47, of Lake Worth.

    The latest incident occurred at 10:40 this morning, when Weller walked into the Wachovia branch at 4875 North Federal Highway, said Fort Lauderdale police spokesman Sgt. Frank Sousa. He was wearing a gray shirt, blue jeans, and a baseball cap; he approached a teller with a note demanding money, Sousa said.

    The teller gave cash to Weller, who left, but police from the Fort Lauderdale Street Crimes Unit quickly established a perimeter in the area and captured the suspect, who was positively identified by bank employees, Sousa said.

    Sousa and the Broward Sheriff's Office said Weller is the same person wanted for several bank robberies in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. The FBI, which is also investigating the string of "rotten teeth" robberies, took him into custody this afternoon.

    Since March 3, Weller was suspected in at least five Bank of America branches. According to the Broward Sheriff's Office, he struck in Pompano Beach on March 3, Lighthouse Point on March 16, Deerfield Beach, Tequesta and West Palm Beach on March 26. He also faces charges of robbing a BankAtlanitc branch in Pompano Beach on March 31.
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    FFS Wicked! You should have posted a "Contains vomit-inducing graphics'' warning if you were going to put up a picture like that!!

    fucking EEEEEWWWWWWW!

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    My bad. I wonder what his actual teeth look like, he wasn't smiling in the surveillance video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Doll View Post
    My bad. I wonder what his actual teeth look like, he wasn't smiling in the surveillance video.
    Since you asked, Probly more like this Meth mouth one

    Last edited by Tazzzz; April 1st, 2009 at 07:02 PM. Reason: ****WARNING ****"Contains vomit-inducing graphics''

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    I was seriously expecting to read a story about a dude that rob's dentist offices for rotten teeth... LMAO.


    Taz, that pic. is awful !


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    I thought the guy was stealing bad teeth as well. I couldnt imagine why anyone would do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Doll View Post
    My bad. I wonder what his actual teeth look like, he wasn't smiling in the surveillance video.

    Do you blame him?! Even tards can get embarrased and self conscious! lol!


    Tazzzz, you thank your lucky stars that I dont live over there! I would hunt you down and kick your ass for that one! I have a thing about teeth anyway ! Rotten teeth just make me want to HURL!!

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    Wonder what he spent all his money on, it certainly wasnt at the dentist.








    Sounds like a Tweeker to me.
    The suspect is described as a white male in his forties or fifties, approximately 5 feet 10 inches tall, with a medium build. His teeth were rotten and his face was gaunt.
    Last edited by Tazzzz; April 1st, 2009 at 07:46 PM.

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