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    Karen Sims was naked as a jaybird, drunk as a skunk and a naked nuisance all day

    Karen Sims, 46



    Cops got quite a handful trying to arrest a naked woman roaming a busy Frayser street.

    Memphis Police arrested the bold boozer in front of rush hour traffic along Thomas Street in Frayser. People there say they've had trouble with 46 year-old Karen Sims before, but nothing like this. She was naked as a jaybird, drunk as a skunk, and causing a racket. In fact, neighbors say she'd been a naked nuisance all day.

    We met James Chambers as he re-told the story to a customer. "I saw a lady walking down the street acting peculiar, I didn't know what it was. I thought maybe she had problems."

    When he saw her, she still had her clothes on. Perhaps, the bottle of bourbon hadn't kicked in.

    "I didn't know what that was in her hand. I saw her with something, a bottle or whatever," recalls Chambers.

    Alvaro Pacheco and Gonzalo Tocarruncho caught the biggest eyeful.

    "She drank too much and she off up her clothes," says Pacheco with a nervous grin.

    Each night, they've had trouble in the backyard. Things have even gone missing. Wednesday, Sims ignored the 'No Trespassing' signs, and for hours begged for them drinking money. Tocarruncho asked her to leave. Then she took off her shirt. He called the cops, so she took off her pants.

    "She is crazy," says Pacheco. "She needs a hospital or jail, I don't know which."

    He says she hung around all day and when cops arrived she didn't go easy. They say she was "…belligerent and profane, cursing loudly, screaming, and refused to obey officers' commands."

    This isn't Sims' first run-in with authorities. This time, she's been charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, public indecency and public intoxication.
    http://www.wreg.com/wreg-drunk-naked...,5587514.story

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    When police arrived, they found Karen Sims, 46, on the man's property holding a nearly empty bottle of Kentucky Bourbon. She was belligerent and refused to obey orders, police said.

    Sims, who lives down the street, has also been charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct and public intoxication.
    http://www.commercialappeal.com/news...police-report/
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    Aunt Karen ???

    j/k

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    It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.

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    Too bad no pic. I'd have to be highly shit-faced to be drunk and naked ALL day...lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silvahalo68 View Post
    Too bad no pic. I'd have to be highly shit-faced to be drunk and naked ALL day...lol.
    I found her and she's on the front page! =)

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/04/...ool/#more-5871
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    Here's Aunt Karen....


    Ain't she cute ? Note the family resemblance...

    (I totally stole this pic. from FF's link)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jo_momma_82 View Post
    Here's Aunt Karen....


    Ain't she cute ? Note the family resemblance...

    (I totally stole this pic. from FF's link)
    LOL! I purposely kept it to try and lure some of our forum members to post on the FP again. I snagged MJC immediately.
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    That's just sad.

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    prolly stunk like a dead fish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlamingFox View Post
    LOL! I purposely kept it to try and lure some of our forum members to post on the FP again. I snagged MJC immediately.
    LoL, brat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    LoL, brat
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    Two words: Photo Shop.....

    I made the mistake of wandering up front, saw the picture, and then tried going to bed.

    That didn't work out so well.

    Kept me up all damn night. And not in the good way!

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    Be Careful what you wish for!

    [QUOTE=MichaelJCheaney;193039]Two words: Photo Shop.....QUOTE]

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    Damn.....Now where I put that bottle of Cuervo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unamused Cat View Post
    It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.



    I have to say this story would have read waaaaay different had it been oh this girl
    "Sometime my sister, she show her vagin' to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this, you will never get this lalalalala!"

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