Susan Bell was caught with her pants off

[Wicked Doll]

This is a new one. . .WTF was she doing outside with no pants on in February. Brrrrr.

PORTSMOUTH — Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down.

Susan Bell, 42, of 76 Manor Drive, was arrested Thursday after turning herself in on a warrant for the misdemeanor charge, said Police Sgt. Darrin Sargent. The charge alleges on Feb. 28 at 6:20 a.m., Bell was pantless while picking up dog feces in a Manor Drive courtyard.

The charge is based on a neighbor complaint and the month lapse between the alleged incident and Bell's arrest was due to an investigation, said Sargent. Bell was released on her own recognizance and she had not yet been scheduled for an arraignment. According to Herald archives, Bell was also arrested Feb. 17 on a misdemeanor count of harassment.

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articl...NEWS-903280330

[MichaelJCheaney]

This is a new one. . .WTF was she doing outside with no pants on in February. Brrrrr.



http://www.seacoastonline.com/articl...NEWS-903280330

A month long investigation?

Seriously?

Police: Did you actually witness her with no pants on?

Neighbor: Yes....

P.O. Would you like to press charges?

Neighbor: Yes!

That took what 10 seconds?

Were they trying to find a videotape or something?

[Harley_Tech]

I don't see the problem. I always get half naked before I go out to pick up dog shit, and I don't even have a dog.

R

[Tazzzz]

LoL Thats a good way to get pink eye and pink ass at the same time.

[Misskittychaos]

This one made me giggle. I'm from NH and my mom and sisters live right around Portsmouth and seriously it's fucking COLD out back home!

Maybe she had poor vision and after numerous times of stepping in shit she decided to invest in some crocs and attempt the doody-duty sans pants...makes sense to me...or not lmao

[Manfred von Assenhammer]

hey you forgot to show her pic! now i think going around showing this without covering it up as a bag is indecent exposure.






if that's what her face looks like, i definitely do not want to see her without pants.

oh yeah, and that month long investigation is pretty ridiculous. what were they doing, trying to figure out which end is her ass and which is her face? actually, that probably did take a while.

[Wicked Doll]

hey you forgot to show her pic! now i think going around showing this without covering it up as a bag is indecent exposure.

Oh my jesus! You should have included a warning with that. Again I request that all subscriptions come with a brillo pad. Out of thanks, so I owe you one.

[eli1741]

I don't see the problem. I always get half naked before I go out to pick up dog shit, and I don't even have a dog.

R

I have a yard full, care to pick it up for me????

[Cassandra]

Some people just don't like pants :3

[Wicked Doll]

Some people just don't like pants :3

Some people just don't like tossing their breakfast when people like Susan run around without them.

[malq]

Harley almost had me believing it was kinda normal scooping dogshit in the nude.
The Manfred posted the pic.. I became instantly jaded. It's people like this that get laws made, based on fugliness alone.

[Eagles Mom]

Harley almost had me believing it was kinda normal scooping dogshit in the nude.
The Manfred posted the pic.. I became instantly jaded. It's people like this that get laws made, based on fugliness alone.

It is normal Mal. I do it all the time...really....

[SoUncool]

Um, what exactly was so disturbing that the cops were called? Was she EATING the dog shit?

[Sister Iroz]

Maybe she was planning on marking her territory.

[Silvahalo]

hey you forgot to show her pic! now i think going around showing this without covering it up as a bag is indecent exposure.






if that's what her face looks like, i definitely do not want to see her without pants.

oh yeah, and that month long investigation is pretty ridiculous. what were they doing, trying to figure out which end is her ass and which is her face? actually, that probably did take a while.

Oh, sure if she's hot it's all good either wise, its just offensive to the eyes. Yeah, I get it. I'd never complain if that hot UPS guy brought my packages to the door in the buff. nope, I see no problem.

[Misskittychaos]

Fuck me, I'm a GENIUS! She can come here, sans pants and help me lose weight, I'll toss my cookies or be too nauseous to eat! PERFECT!