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  1. March 26th, 2009, 08:54 PM #1
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    Instant karma for suicide bomber and pals

    ABUL, March 26 (Reuters) - A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

    "The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/lates.../idUSISL330182

    Go directly to Hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect 72 virgins.
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  3. March 26th, 2009, 08:58 PM #2
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    Thats what the guy gets for trying to practice!
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  5. March 26th, 2009, 09:05 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unamused Cat View Post
    http://www.reuters.com/article/lates.../idUSISL330182

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  6. March 26th, 2009, 09:32 PM #4
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    Why can't every Muslim blow up himself and six other Muslims?

    I suppose I should say...why can't every seventh Muslim blow up himself and six other Muslims?
    Last edited by Pete Bondurant; March 26th, 2009 at 09:36 PM.
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    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
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  8. March 27th, 2009, 11:18 AM #5
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    LO mother fuckin L, I wish that would happen every time. Since they were militants also and not innocent that is the funniest thing I've read all week.
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  10. March 27th, 2009, 11:38 AM #6
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    I'm surprised it actually worked and went off.
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    and saying good-bye to his associates
    Awww, bless!!! He loved them soooooo much he couldnt bare to leave them behind and took 'em all with him!

    Karma, you gotta love her.


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    "Oh, Sahib, good to see you. Heeey, nice vest. What does this button do?"

    LMFAO.
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  14. March 27th, 2009, 05:13 PM #9
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    They've gotta be the most embarrassed terrorists in Hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant View Post
    Why can't every Muslim blow up himself and six other Muslims?

    I suppose I should say...why can't every seventh Muslim blow up himself and six other Muslims?
    LMAO. 'Cause they don't believe in group rates. Bwahahahahaha.
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  18. March 27th, 2009, 07:07 PM #11
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    Those cute Muslim kids. Enjoy them while you can. They blow up so fast.

    watch this little Audi advert
    http://www.autotube.co.uk/option,com...ectlink/id,41/
    Last edited by malq; March 27th, 2009 at 07:12 PM.
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    Wow, gotta love karma. I love that it bit them all in the ass.
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    Karma does not play... Best thing I have read all week..Thanks for sharing.
    Say what you mean..Mean what you say or STFU!!
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