Sonic the Hedgehog loves me more than he loves Alix Henriol
Things are not looking good for your sanity when you want to eat out Sonic the Hedgehog's ass. If you've never heard of Alix Henriol, well... it gets worse... much... MUCH worse. Perhaps I'm not being understanding enough... I'll lead you through the evidence and let you decide. Let's just say I suspect you'll begin to see Tree-marriers as sane rational members of human society.
Maybe you've heard of her, but just incase...and well.. hell, its worth a second look.
I really don't even have to put much effort into making this shit funny but here goes:
Alix loves Sonic.. really loves him, in fact she thinks she is married to him. Yes, married to a video game character, I can't fathom it either. I'm wondering where she thinks Sonic lives...across the street from Banjo Kazooie and the Super Mario brothers? She likes to take videos of herself, just... lookin around... She's even semi-normal looking. Who'da thunk? She wants to ingest all of Sonic's various bodily excretions and fluids, all of them, shit, piss, vomit, snot; you name it. To say she is obsessed is to be the uber-master of understatement.
Now, on to the evidence, proceed at your own risk.
The Real Deal
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52N04PIydgI"]Dude who cares way too fucking much[/ame]
Freaky bitch's youtube
Its epic... and not in a good way...
Don't say I didn't warn you.