Christopher Studabaker arrested for sodomy of a child

[Unamused Cat]

Christopher Studabaker

Disturbing (Nut job) MySpace w/blogs: www.myspace.com/studabaker6942

"I have been deified. Notice the first 'i'. That is, I have been made a god. There are a few aspects, but really there are only two important ones. Apathy and Perversity. Being a god of apathy is really pretty easy. It's not much work, because really, no one cares. No services, no rules, no requirements. I just don't care enough to bother. Perversity is a bit different. It still doesn't take any work, but it can be trying. The trick to being a god of perversity is to truly accept and revel in anything that could be dubbed perverted."

A 28-year-old Salina man was arrested Wednesday, accused of committing aggravated criminal sodomy against a young girl in central Salina.

Christopher J. Studabaker, 675 S. Third, is accused of having illegal contact with the child on June 6. Salina Deputy Police Chief Carson Mansfield said the child talked to her mother about the incident, and the mother contacted police.

Police have been investigating the incident since it was reported in June, he said.

http://www.saljournal.com/news/story/sodomy3-12-09

Oh... did I mention he's a nut job?

[Tazzzz]

WOWWY , What a DickSneeze, That has to be the most Jackass Myspace page I have ever seen. There is something seriously wrong with this subhuman piece of shit. If his mom and sister are his Hero's. I never want to meet either one of them.

I'd like to meet someone kinky enough to try out some of that perversity I'm so open about. I'd like to meet someone who is accepting of my unique outlook on life and morality. I'd like to meet this god that so many people are so obsessed with. I'd like to meet someone who inspires me to play with my dark side. I'd like to meet the person who will take on the monumental responsibility of loving me, knowing it's probably a bad idea, and could be likened to juggling lit dynamite.

[evervigilant]

If he wasn't a child rapist this would be funny . All out of thanks , but thanks !

[Dakota Valkyrie]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Of course, you have to have one in the first place in order to waste it.

[Marv]

The trick to being a god of perversity is to truly accept and revel in anything that could be dubbed perverted."

congratulations tard, you passed that one.


This guy is seriously damaged. Time to get rid.

[thebooblady]

Here is one of his blogs for those who do not go to MySpace:

April 18, 2008 - Friday
Bad Parenting
It has come to my attention that there are some out there who take exception to the way I seem to mention my daughter rarely, if ever. There are others who object to the way I behave as a father. I have news for all of you, and it's not what you think it's going to be.

Each and every one of you... is absolutely right. Wait, did I just say right? Yep, sure did. You're right. Every one of you who has said, or even just thought to yourself that I'm a bad father is absolutely correct. No, I'm not a horrible, beat-my-child, father, but I'm not a good one either. I'm not making excuses, and I won't. I'm not apologizing for it either. There's only one person on this earth I'll ever have to apologize for my parenting to, and that's my child. It's up to her whether she decides to forgive me when the time comes.

Fact of the matter is that I just don't know how to do it. I grew up with a barely functional, co-dependant, single mother. It doesn't make things any better or worse, they just are. All things considered, I think she did an excellent job. As a result, I had no real male role-model. So I never had anything to tell me how to be a father. When I was with my daughter's mother, she helped provide the guidance and direction I needed to help me be at least a passable father. I still didn't qualify as great, but I didn't suck as bad as I do now at it.

That's where being raised by a co-dependant parent comes in. I'm pretty co-dependant myself. It's amusing when you consider the fact I'm an arrogant ass at the same time. Yeah, it surprised me too when I realized they weren't as mutually exclusive as I thought.

Anyway, my own problems stem from not really having the drive or motivation to live my life. I've always leaned on someone else to provide the direction and drive I need to funciton. If that outside impetus isn't applied, I don't get much done. Which brings us back to my lack of parenting skills. I have no example, I have no background, and I have no drive. But I do love my daughter, and want what's best for her.

So after my daughter's mother and I split up, and the dust settled, my daughter lives with her mom. I want it to remain that way. A child needs their parents, but to be honest, her mother is a better parent than I am. And as I want what's best for my daughter, my daughter is going to stay with her mother if I have anything to say about it. And thanks to the custody agreement we have, I do have something to say about it. My daughter's mother may have her own problems to deal with, but being a parent is NOT one of them.

Being a parent IS one of my problems. I don't have the mindset for it on my own. I can do a pretty good job of it with help, but on my own, I'd have my daughter playing video games and eating junk food. I want better for my daughter than that, and I can't give it to her on my own. Her mother can.

I don't talk much about my daughter, because I don't have much to say. I don't gush or brag about her because I don't have the right, or the knowledge to do so. Nor do I have the desire. I don't talk about her much because I don't know much about what she's done or what she's going to do. Her mother handles jutst about all of that. I do what I can on my own, which for the most part is making sure she's in a loving home, with a good parent who's looking out for her best interests since I'm not capable of seeing to them on my own.

I also do what I can to make sure her mother is the best parent she can be, which strangely I'm better suited for than being a good parent myself. Even if it's just answering the phone at 8am after three hours of sleep and spending two hours talking about being a bad parent. Maybe it's the bad example I set. But regardless, I am a bad parent. I'm not as much a part of my daughter's life as I probably should be, and everyone would probably like me to be, but I do what I think is best for her with circumstances being what they are.

As always, there's more to say, but I'm out.

I think it's quite likely it was his daughter he abused:(

[Bamamomof2girls]

I wonder if it will meet his perverted standards when Bubba sodomizes him.

[Ninja0980]

I would suggest to him to try the auto-erotic techniques. With any luck, he'll accidently kill himself.

[sanityslipping]

First of all i want to say that this is sick!! the Salina police department have been investigating this since June !!!!! OMG!!!!!! What was there to investigate?? If they knew he was guilty of the offense then he has been free to do this to another child for like 9 months and that is a tragedy to the rest of our children!!! i know if it was my son something would have been done about it when it happened not left to continue... tsk tsk to the police for slacking on their jobs and spending their time arresting petty criminals and not spending more time on murderers and child rapists!!! we still have unsolved murders and too many registered sex offenders in salina it makes me sick!

This was a comment on the news link in the OP.

[DarkPrincess]

The real God does not approve. I think I could pray every night for Jesus to kill you, and He would be cool with that.

[Misskittychaos]

I would suggest to him to try the auto-erotic techniques. With any luck, he'll accidentally kill himself.

you hide the chair once he's hanging and I'll cut the phone line.


And BTW his blog makes him sound like a want to be pretentious ass but really just another pathetic and sniveling whiner with excuses. So what you came from a less than perfect upbringing, got you on the hell stories I promise, you piece of shit and I will be an awesome mommy someday.

[Kalehue]

[quote=Unamused Cat;177799]
Christopher Studabaker
Disturbing (Nut job) MySpace w/blogs: www.myspace.com/studabaker6942quote]


Disturbing is an understatement. I'm amazed he ever convinced someone to marry and procreate with him in the first place. God bless his child.

Excerpt of his "Brain Damaged" blog:

If you see me, do me a favor and pass on a message. The next time you see me, tell me "FUCK YOU!" Now I suppose I should explain that. You see, I have come to the conclusion I must be brain damaged, and need someone to point out the fact that my thinking processes are obviously the aborted fetus of an inbred cross between a diseased yak and a hyperactive lemming.

He mentions at the end of that blog that he is writing a book. Can't wait.

[Manfred von Assenhammer]

you haven't even seen the worst yet. he has many horrible blogs, far too many for me to handle without becoming violently ill. i just read the ones linked on the front page, and that was more than enough. this wondercunt is the most self-absorbed arrogant whiny emo douchebag child molester i have EVER seen on myspace or any other blog, and that is saying something. all five blogs were fucking disturbing in their own ways, but the second was the absolute worst. this tl:dr wankfest includes his match.com profile, and it is a must see:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...ogId=371083987

I wrote my profile going out of my way to convince someone not to respond. I put every flaw I could think of that applied to me into the profile and outright said that anyone who was willing to contact me would have to be a little crazy. I’ll paste the description below.

My profile on Match.com:

I’m supposed to describe myself, and my perfect match. My perfect match is easy. She’s read what I have to say, and decides she’s still interested.

Now here’s where I’m supposed to expound on my virtues and tell you all about why you’re supposed to want to be with me. Only thing is, why would I do that? I’d be lying. Fact of the matter is, I don’t have a lot in the way of virtues. You’d have to be a little crazy, and really enjoy a challenge to want to get involved.

I’m an out-of-shape, overweight, pasty white nerd-boy. I’m lazy by default, though I do suffer occasional bouts of motivation, and can be motivated to act. I’m too intelligent for my own good. I’m anti-social for the most part, though I can surpress it if I have to. I talk over people’s heads without meaning to. I’m a hopeless romantic. The unhealthy, step-off-the-edge-without-looking-down kind. I fall fast, and hard, when I know I shouldn’t. I’m a sociopath who’s taught himself how to feel, and as such, my emotions tend to run away with me. I’m a cynic. I care too much, and not enough. I have a twisted sense of morality that doesn’t necessarily jive with social norms. I’m an unrepentant pervert of the highest caliber, so much so that I was dubbed the ’god of perversity’ by some friends I used to work with. I have an abnormally high sex drive, and am a bit too kinky for most women, though I can keep it under control. I have an impulse control problem. I have poor money management skills. I like to argue, even when I know I’m wrong. I trust to easily, yet not at all. I’m a walking contradiction. I’m completely open with everyone I meet, volunteering extremely personal and private information that most would be ashamed to discuss, yet no one really knows me fully. I serve as entertainment to those around me much the same way a car accident causes people to slow down to watch. I have an ego that defies description, that is totally undeserved, that I deflate more than anyone else. I’m horribly arrogant, because I’m right most of the time. When I’m not, I’ll usually argue the point until I’m agreed with anyway. I have no tolerance for stupidity, which effectively means I can’t involve myself with polotics or religion.

In a relationship, I tend to focus all my attention on the person I’m involved with, to the point I can make them feel smothered. I can be taught, though it would take effort to get the lesson through. I have no tolerance for cheating. I believe it is possible to love more than one person romantically at a time, though I’ve only ever been in monogomous relationships.

I’m looking for my better half. I’m looking for the one (or more, if that’s what it takes) that will actually help me become the best person I can be. I want to find someone who motivates me to actually become a better person. I’m looking for the kind of love you’d willingly die for.

So after reading all about how much of a bad idea it would be to be involved with me, if you’re up to the challenge, let me know and we’ll see what happens.

One promise I will make. If it doesn’t work out, I’ll be your favorite mistake.

so he's a overweight pasty nerd, a sociopath, antisocial, horribly arrogant and a kinky pervert? wow, what a catch! i know there are some desperate people on the internet, but i can't imagine anyone seeing this and thinking "that's just the kind of train wreck i was looking for!" i'm going to make an educated guess here and say he got exactly zero replies to this.

oh, and it's also a bit creepy when he says "i'm looking for the kind of love you'd willingly die for.

so would you like to know his rationale for this clusterfuck of a profile? no? oh well, here it is:

Now, why would I do this? It doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense, does it? Here’s the thing. I suck at handling rejection. So in this profile, I’ve put every reason I can think of to reject me. If someone is still interested in me after all that, odds are I can actually make it work. Am I as bad as I make it sound? Probably not. [he's much fucking worse, IMO] But I’ve learned I’m not going to change enough from what I am to make someone happy who isn’t happy with me the way I am. So I get the rejection out of the way before I ever hear from them, without having to face it myself. It may make me a coward, or it may make me intelligent. [emo bullshit edited for your protection]

Following along so far? It makes sense, doesn’t it? For those that aren’t following, I’ll explain. It makes perfect sense. I took steps. I made an effort to do something to resolve my lonliness. But why would filling out a profile seemingly designed to ensure failure pull me out of my depression. That’s easy too. Because it isn’t designed to fail. It’s designed to give readers a level of honesty that they’ve never experienced before. I’ve always been peversly attracted to brutal truths. And my personal truths are the most brutal of all. I am what I am. I accept that. It is up to others to accept me or reject me. If I am rejected, then it is done in a way that I’ll never know about. If I am accepted, it will be by someone who has a full understanding of the situation and who has the fortitude to accept the challenge loving me will entail. Aside from that, ask any of my ex’s. Just about all of them would say that breaking up with me was for the best, but I don’t think any of them regret being with me.

zomgwtfbbq??>/? perfect sense? that makes about as much sense as trying to cure a headache by shoving a grenade up your ass. perhaps it wasn't designed to fail, but it did. not just epic fail, more like the new world record for legendary catastrophic fail. this isn't honest. honest would be "i'm a fat arrogant douchebag who's looking for a 7 year old girlfriend". this is just a load of worthless crap.

Thus my profile name. I am their favorite mistake. But it’s something I can take pride in. I’ve noticed something about myself. I tend to drift through people’s lives. I also tend to change them. Maybe that’s my purpose. I change people’s lives. I come in, I change their way of thinking, then I go. At least, that seems to be the way it’s been in the past. Another thing that comforts me as I drift through the days of my life is that I am not forgotten. Anyone who spends much time around me remembers me. Maybe it’s for the impact I have on their life, or maybe it’s because I am so unlike most others. Another thing that comforts me is I can’t really think of anyone who hates me. Oh, I piss off just about everyone I meet to some degree or another at some time, but there isn’t any hatred. I piss people off because I don’t play by the rules. I piss people off because I don’t bow to authority. I piss people off because I comfortably do without effort what others only dream about. I piss people off because I’ve wasted more potential than most ever get. I piss people off because of my own towering ego that I deflate before they get a chance to. I piss people off with my insufferable arrogance, then flaunt it further by being right most of the time. But somehow I’m not hated for it.

yeah, so is he talking about the kind of impact he had on the life of the little girl he abused? unfortunately, she'll never forget him. yeah, he's changing lives alright, for the worse like the sick fuck he is.

oh yeah, and i don't know him, but i hate him. i'm not pissed off, i fucking hate him. both for being a pedo, and for writing these awful blogs.

really though, you have to see them for yourself. it's worth it. some people(like the one who wrote this post) left comments as well.

oh yeah, one more thing. if he has no tolerance for stupidity, how can he live with himself? sounds like a good reason for him to commit seppuku, among other valid reasons.

there is one thing he said i agree with, though:

I serve as entertainment to those around me much the same way a car accident causes people to slow down to watch.

yeah, reading these blogs was like a train wreck, or a 30 car pileup on the freeway. you know, it really would be almost funny if he wasn't a child molester. that makes it just plain scary.

[Kalehue]

He really thinks he's a genius, doesn't he? He must think someone out there is impressed with his pap because he keeps spewing it out.

It is up to others to accept me or reject me.

Unless, of course, we're speaking about a 7-year old rape victim. I guess it wasn't up to her to reject you.

This just keeps getting sicker and sicker.

[Kalehue]

Yes, this really is me, taken with a webcam, color-shifted and without glasses.

He is super-impressed with himself.

[Wicked Doll]

Geez, this guy is freaky and super long-winded. He just never shuts up does he?

[Manfred von Assenhammer]

Geez, this guy is freaky and super long-winded. He just never shuts up does he?

just to check, you're talking about the pedo and not me right? because that post was like two pages in word.

[sanityslipping]

just to check, you're talking about the pedo and not me right? because that post was like two pages in word.

both of ya...

[Wicked Doll]

just to check, you're talking about the pedo and not me right? because that post was like two pages in word.

The pedo, not you :)