Human teeth found in new wallet at Wal-mart

[Unamused Cat]

FALMOUTH, Mass. – A customer shopping at a Walmart told store workers he found 10 human teeth in a wallet he was about to purchase. Police said the man found the teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling. The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees but left the store without giving his name.

Police investigating the incident told The Cape Cod Times that the teeth belong to an adult, but since there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, they would be unable to perform DNA tests.

A Walmart spokeswoman said the company believes it was an "isolated incident," but will investigate.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090304/...th_in_wallet_1

[absinthe]

That's some voodoo shit right there.

[KiKi]

That is just creepy...

[MadmamainNC]

Probably belonged to an elderly Sweat Shop working American who had to go to Malaysia to seek employment.

[malq]

Good nite! time to brush my tooth and go to sleep.

[Jaded]

Human teeth found in new wallet at Wal-mart

Don't ya hate when that happens?

Seriously...I have this thing with teeth. When my kids were losing theirs, I would gag if I had to look at it, or hear it, or even think about it. There was no tooth fairy at my house...when the teeth fell out, I made the kids throw them far enough into the garbage where I couldn't even see them. Finding that shit in a wallet would scar me for life.

[DarkPrincess]

They are probably leftovers from one of Walmart's monthly human sacrifices. Every month, the big wigs at Walmart sacrifice one lucky employee to the retail gods. It's how they stay on top.

[Insomniac]

The worker who put that wallet together was probably used as an example to others to work faster or they would get the same treatment.

[LocalCelebrity]

They are probably leftovers from one of Walmart's monthly human sacrifices. Every month, the big wigs at Walmart sacrifice one lucky employee to the retail gods. It's how they stay on top.

Said Employee

[MadmamainNC]

@ LocalCelebrity.
That one almost made me choke on my coffee.

[LocalCelebrity]

@ LocalCelebrity.
That one almost made me choke on my coffee.

[Sister Iroz]

FALMOUTH, Mass.--A customer shopping at a Wal-Mart for a wallet claims he found something that definitely didn't fit the bill-human teeth. Police say the man found 10 human teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.

The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees at the Falmouth store but left without giving his name.

Police investigating the incident told the Cape Cod Times that the teeth belong to an adult, but since there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, they would be unable to perform DNA tests.

A Wal-Mart spokesperson said the company believes it was an "isolated incident," but will investigate.

http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news...uA.cspx?rss=59

Ewww now that's just creepy.

[TheMorningStar]

http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/s...ghlight=wallet

[Pazuzu]

I certainly hope it was an "isolated incident" WTF?

[Pixie]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090304/...th_in_wallet_1

Not true! You can do a DNA on the tooth!

[mjmsepm]

Not true! You can do a DNA on the tooth!

that is what i was gonna say! they can grind it up and get DNA

[Pixie]

Yeah! We call Shenanigans!

[malq]

Not true! You can do a DNA on the tooth!

yes pixie, thanks for pointing that out. Fact is, after a fire or other reasons why there is nothing left, I think Teeth are the only good place to find DNA. They have found it in mummies and stuff. Matching it up might be a bitch.