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    Toe-Licking Robber Gets Probation Term...Seriously?

    MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- A man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone, then licked her toes, was sentenced Wednesday to five years' probation. Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, faces 21 months in prison if he fails to complete probation for the robbery charge in Ramsey County District Court.

    According to a criminal complaint, Davis approached the woman around 1 a.m. on Sept. 9 as she was leaving work and forced her to put her phone and purse inside a bag. Then he told her, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."

    Police arrested Davis a few minutes later about four blocks away.


    Some people are SOOOO fucking strange. @_@

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    I get the foot fetish, and I get (but disapprove of) the theft. But he needs to learn to separate business (theft) and pleasure (toe sucking). Seriously, wtf? And why no jail time?
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    YOU GONNA GET... licked? lol

    The best part is the guy's mug:



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