Eric Ambrose has some Meth issues, becomes a “spectacle” at a Super 8 Motel

**Tazzzz** · February 24th, 2009, 08:42 PM

Eric Thomas Ambrose, 31, DoB:09-10-1977

LoL, What a Tard, if he behaves this was on booze and coke, God knows how he behaves on Meth. That is a pretty good Mug shot though.

FORT PIERCE — A homeless man was charged with disorderly intoxication and causing a public disturbance after allegedly becoming a “spectacle” at a Super 8 Motel in Fort Pierce, according to arrest affidavit released Sunday by the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office.

Eric Thomas Ambrose, 31, who was listed as homeless in the report, had “thrown himself onto the ground and was curled up to a black hand bag,” at the motel when officers arrived at the lobby.

When questioned about his behavior, officers noticed a strong odor of alcohol coming from Ambrose. According to the report, he said “he had no where to go and he can’t go back to his home state because they have methamphetamine. Ambrose then stated that Fort Pierce only had crack,” which keeps him high for a little while and was “safer for him.”

Ambrose began cursing about how “we won’t find him a place to live,” according to the affidavit, which said he “became so loud” that several guests started to observe the “spectacle” Ambrose was causing, which could “be heard throughout the complex.”

Officers placed him under arrest for disorderly intoxication after a fifth warning.

The report said, “while enroute to the jail, the defendant became combative, smashing the glass partition” in the vehicle. Ambrose, whose home state was not listed in the report, is in St. Lucie County Jail on $250 bond.

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/feb/...nce-fort-pier/

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**jenthgr8** · February 24th, 2009, 08:46 PM

That guy just looks like a total cockpunch.

**~Absynthe~** · February 24th, 2009, 08:48 PM

what a friggen tard he looks alittle wackedout

**DarkPrincess** · February 24th, 2009, 08:50 PM

What kind of Super 8 was this? All the ones I've seen, no one gives a crap. You could sing show tunes while dancing naked on the roof of car, and no one would look at you twice.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · February 28th, 2009, 07:44 PM

And 2 days later, he's back at it!

Eric T. Ambrose claimed he served in the military in Iraq, so he could swipe all the M&Ms he wanted.

Police apparently disagreed and arrested him about 3:50 a.m. Monday after pulling packages of the candy known for melting in your mouth, not in your hands, from his pockets.
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/feb/...service-entit/

See that mishap here:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=14675

**Tazzzz** · February 28th, 2009, 08:25 PM

Lol, This guys a real hoot and whackier than the circus peanuts he tried to steal. Wonder how he made the $250 bond??.

Geez his pockets were bulging from all the shit he was trying to steal. Beer, candy, and jerky..the 3 main food groups.

It wasn’t the first time Ambrose, 31, had been arrested this month — on Saturday he created a “spectacle” at a Super 8 Motel and was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication and causing a public disturbance, police said.

In the most recent case, in addition to the three packs of peanut M&Ms, Ambrose reportedly absconded with two black T-shirts, a 20-ounce Bud Light and single packages each of Circus Peanuts candy, chewing tobacco, Wonka Nerds candy, Planters cashews, Reese’s Pieces and Sour Patch candy. Also allegedly taken were two each of large Snickers candy bars and beef jerky packages.

An officer approached Ambrose at the cashier counter, and initially he denied taking anything.

“This officer could clearly see the pocket on the right side of the defendant’s pants were bulging and M&Ms packages could be seen,” the affidavit states. “This officer started removing the candy from his pocket and (another officer) started removing more candy and a T-shirt from his left pockets.”

“While in the patrol vehicle the defendant was screaming out the window that he had served in the military over in Iraq so he could steal all the M&M’s he wanted,” the affidavit states.

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/feb/...service-entit/
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Posted by miscposter on February 25, 2009 at 9:46 a.m. (Suggest removal)

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW Circus peanuts!!! Those things are DISGUSTING!!! I was with him until he chose the Circus Peanuts..............eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
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Blasphemer! Not only are circus peanuts ridiculously delicious... they're also full of surprises! They're shaped like a giant peanut yet they're not peanut flavored. Well hmmmm... they're orange... maybe they taste like oranges?? Nope! Guess again. Give up? Bananas my friend. They are banana flavored, peanut-shaped morsels of goodness. They are also fat free and leave your mouth with a wonderful toxic coating.... and who can resist their wonderful fingernail polish remover aroma? Plus you can get them for like 50 cents a bag. Ah yes. Circus peanuts are quite possibly the best candy ever invented.

**absinthe** · February 28th, 2009, 08:31 PM

If you can't get drunk and high at a Super 8, where can you?

This is a clear violation of cheap motel law.

**Shroomer** · February 28th, 2009, 08:56 PM

When questioned about his behavior, officers noticed a strong odor of alcohol coming from Ambrose. According to the report, he said “he had no where to go and he can’t go back to his home state because they have methamphetamine. Ambrose then stated that Fort Pierce only had crack,” which keeps him high for a little while and was “safer for him."

I dont think his plan is working for him. I didnt know people got the munchies from crack!

p.s. i like circus peanuts too!

**Bamamomof2girls** · March 1st, 2009, 12:43 AM

Thats so sad yet so funny. I'm glad I've never had to deal with this kind of addiction.

**Death Bed** · March 1st, 2009, 12:53 AM

This guy is awesome. He's almost as cool as that black midget on cops.

**Ninja0980** · March 1st, 2009, 05:11 AM

Sounds like a nutjob to me. This is what happens when the hospitals were shut down

**Manfred von Assenhammer** · March 1st, 2009, 07:03 AM

that mugshot is unbelievable, it's almost like they said "ok, now for this shot we need you to make your best douche face". i just lost it when i saw that douchey expression, that made me laugh so much i scared my cat off the couch.

i'm really impressed by this winner's strategy for dealing with his addiction. lose that craving for meth straight away with crack! yeah, start using the one drug that's fucking worse than meth. it's safer? crackhead logic, sounds like. that makes as much sense as moving to florida to get AWAY from meth. if this asshole broke the glass in a cop car, this tard doesn't need crack, he should rather start using heroin to calm the fuck down.

i also can't believe whatever Captain Douche was doing was bad enough to disturb the guests and get kicked out of a super 8. i was at a super 8 in NJ once where someone got stabbed in the parking lot, and i didn't even hear that shit thanks to the fucking drunks fighting inside. i've never been to whatever place in FL where this happened, maybe this was some super classy four star super 8. the next time he needs a place to smoke crack, he should look for a dollar inn or some no-brand crapshack where you can hit that pipe in the lobby without anyone giving a fuck.