I only want the ones that you would feel embarrassed to tell your best friend. And I don't want anyone squeamish in here. If you are the sort of person to get upset with those of us that have a poor sense of humor, get the fuck out right now.
Some to get started:
Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: Put a queer in a coma.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Clause and Jews?
A: Santa goes DOWN the chimney
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?
A: There's twenty of them.
Q: What's the worst thing about having sex with someone younger than yourself?
A: Having to put their diaper back on afterwards.
Q: What's the difference between Jews and Pizza?
A: Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?
A: The bench can support a family of 5.