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    Veroy Omar Chin wanted to increase his size



    A Port St. Lucie man’s attempt to swipe “male enhancement tablets” from a Wal-Mart Supercenter ended with a trip to jail instead, according to a recently released affidavit.

    Veroy Omar Chin, 29, got a trip to jail Wednesday after trying to abscond with Extenze Male Enhancement tablets from the retail giant in the 5100 block of Okeechobee Road.

    A loss prevention worker spied Chin, of the 1700 block of Bella Vista Way, as he selected the tablets, which according to a Wal-Mart web site entry can “increase your size” and are “doctor approved, clinically tested.” He walked out without paying and was detained.

    Chin reportedly was “argumentative and uncooperative” and asked to be given a break and afforded a chance to pay for the tablets, also billed as being able to “enhance pleasure & performance.”

    “He said he had to pick up his son from school and could not go to jail,” the affidavit states.

    The incident happened about 6:30 p.m., and Chin went to jail on a misdemeanor retail theft charge.
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    He's a little dick thieving bastard! I'm laughing my ass off....

    Newsflash Veroy Omar Chin (the little dick guy): You were already given a chance to pay for them, you dickless wonder. Those little cash register stands you see at the front? Yeah, the ones that aren't blocked by your view of a massive penis? Well those are for those situations where you don't want to be arrested for shoplifting the items you want.

    Why the hell would his kid still be at school at 6:30?

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    Maybe too embarassed to take them through the check out . I thought black guys had no use for such enhancements

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    Quote Originally Posted by evervigilant View Post
    Maybe too embarassed to take them through the check out . I thought black guys had no use for such enhancements
    Maybe his last name was his shortcoming in that department.
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    “enhance pleasure & performance.”
    He might just get that chance at jail.

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    He'll be fine pickins'. You know, since it's tiny and all. Little to no pain involved.
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