Cold nekkid hyjinx

**Jaded** · February 13th, 2009, 08:37 PM

A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges. A police report said a 35-year-old man kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident.

The man stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.

The report didn't indicate any injuries but both vehicles were damaged.

A witness quoted in the police report said the man was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited the man for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.

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**Unamused Cat** · February 13th, 2009, 08:39 PM

**jo_momma_82** · February 13th, 2009, 08:41 PM

I'd love to know the story behind this one !

**Jaded** · February 13th, 2009, 08:44 PM

I'd love a name and a mug on this one!

**weavergroupie** · February 13th, 2009, 08:55 PM

Searcy police cited the man for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license.

Think about it. Even if he did have his license on him, where would he have kept it and would the officer really have wanted to examine it?

**Tazzzz** · February 13th, 2009, 09:20 PM

Christopher A. Clark, 35

LoL, He was driving Nekid in a sleet storm. And its on a cops dash cam. ROLF!!

A naked man riding motorcycle during winter weather has been charged with a traffic violation and two misdemeanors after leading police on a chase through Searcy that ended when a state trooper's car collided with the motorbike, according to information from the Searcy Police Department. At least part of the chase was caught on police video.

Christopher A. Clark, 35, of Searcy has been cited for no vehicle license, indecent exposure and fleeing after the Jan. 26 incident. Arkansas State Police officials were involved, but are not releasing reports on the incident, saying it is the subject of an ongoing investigation.

Jerry Cruise of Searcy witnessed the chase, according to the report.

“I was stopped at the intersection of Main Street and Highway 267 when they came by,” Cruise said. “He was naked as a jaybird and it was kind of sleeting.”

The Searcy Police Department has released a report showing the chase ended at 4:30 p.m.

“I was provided with a video from the dash camera of trooper Tony Bowman's police car that indicated the following,” Searcy officer Rachel Smith wrote in the report. “Operator Bowman was traveling south on Skyline Drive, approaching its intersection with Weatherstone. Operator Clark was traveling directly in front of Bowman. Clark failed to yield to Bowman's emergency lights and sirens, fleeing. Clark stopped abruptly in the roadway several times, almost causing a collision with Bowman. Clark began accelerating after being stopped in the roadway and then stopped again abruptly, causing Bowman to collide with the rear of his vehicle.”

Road conditions were wet at the time, Smith reported, and the accident happened near the crest of a hill and near an intersection.

The accident report is blank in areas designed for reporting safety equipment used by Clark, such as a helmet, ejection from the motorcycle and injuries he sustained. Smith reported there were no contributing factors in the accident, including drugs, alcohol and careless/prohibited driving, although there was rain on Bowman's windshield.

The report estimated damage to Bowman's 2006 Dodge Charger at $3,000 and to Clark's 2007 Honda 600 motorcycle at $500. Places on the report showing whether Clark or Bowman were transported to the hospital were left blank.

Clark is scheduled to appear before White County District Court, Searcy Division, Judge Mark Pate April 2 for an arraignment.

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