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  1. January 27th, 2008, 10:25 PM #1
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    One Not So Pretty White Girl

    This one was my favorite. Again, a little background. We reported on the story of the 5 cheerleaders who died, reportedly because of the driver texting. the thread, if you choose to read it, got a bit racial with some real morons chiming in. As you will notice, we used to allow anonymous postings. Heather is the reason why it stopped.

    See, after a few of her comments showing her lack of intelligence, she decided to not only start using different names and throwing the nigger word around, she really pissed me off when she used MY name and posted a stupid ass post with me apologizing for my actions or some shit. I didn't think it was fair that she got to have all the fun playing around with identities, so I decided to play too. I found her Myspace page and her name and posted her picture.

    I think I actually heard her shut the fuck up.

    As expected, her Myspace page came down and she was not too happy about having her picture shown to the world, especially after using some rather nasty racial comments.


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    I still laugh about this one to this day. Thanks, Heather.
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  3. January 27th, 2008, 11:13 PM #2
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    This one is my favorite. you are indeed the shit, dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morbid View Post

    I think I actually heard her shut the fuck up.
    LMAO!!!
    Excellent...More! More!

    Also I love that the words Stupid Ass links to Amazon and "Why Do Men Do Stupid Things For Ass?" LOL!!
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  5. February 5th, 2008, 01:35 PM #4
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    Dude I got the same message when I sent an email to Morbid asking when he'd want to meet for tacos. The bastard!
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    How did you find her profile?
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  7. February 6th, 2008, 11:10 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Count Dragula View Post
    How did you find her profile?
    I am really good at finding people.

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    Ahhh that one was gold.

    Remind me not to cross Morbid.
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    I just read the article and all the posts and I thought this was the funniest thing I've ever come across.

    Well, the details of the article was not funny. This was a terrible tragedy. But the comment posts were hilarious.

    I peed in my pants when I came across Swivel's confession of "because I do not like spoiled, white, cheerleaders".

    Even back in my day, many people hated the pretty, white, spoiled cheerleader bimbos. I guess we all secretly wanted them roasted.
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  11. November 26th, 2008, 01:09 AM #9
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    <BUMP>

    You guys will love this one, too. Be sure to read the comments to the FP article.
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  13. August 3rd, 2010, 06:38 PM #11
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    Oh, I remember this case from a few years back...the thread was fucking hilarious...although I can't seem to find it.
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  14. August 3rd, 2010, 07:04 PM #12
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    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/07/...n-fiery-crash/
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    ^ I know, but when you click to go to the thread ("Ongoing discussion") it says 'invalid'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel
    If you are too scared to be chauffeured by some air-headed bimbos with peanut-butter legs, we can always meet over at Yahoo games and settle this like men. I'll even let you play as white!
    Best. Swivel. EVAR!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenandtwisted View Post
    ^ I know, but when you click to go to the thread ("Ongoing discussion") it says 'invalid'.
    I can't get to it either... now I am slightly intrigued. dammit.
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  18. August 3rd, 2010, 08:45 PM #16
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    Could the confusion be that, the link "ongoing discussion" does not work, but if you keep scrolling down, the entire comment section is there?

    That's what I see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amazon View Post
    Best. Swivel. EVAR!
    That whole conversation was Swivel starring as "The Motherfucking King". Can't believe I've never seen that before. As I laugh my ass off over it, I bow to the wonder that is Swivel.
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    I read those comments & thought that was some FUNNY shit! Swivel was toying with them & they never figured it out! Priceless FREAKING PRICELESS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Undeniable Truth View Post
    I bow to the wonder that is Swivel.
    Swivel FTW!!
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    I think we now need to open the Church of Swivel.
    "We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.

    What does the Bible say about Judge Not? Read here: http://www.cfirecm.com/QandA/Judge%2...e%20Judged.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amazon View Post
    I think we now need to open the Church of Swivel.
    Just buy his books and then post glowing reviews on amazon (the site, not you). ;)

    Classic, isn't it, dop? The principle of "Turn the other cheek" and "treat others as you wish to be treated" are out the window. Christians these days are the asshole Old Testament types. Waging a crusade for their angry, jealous, mother-fucker god.

    After I fuck Baby Jesus up his infant ass, these Christian morons can suck the bloody shit right off of my dick.

    Then they can watch as I bang the charred bodies of these 5 hotties as they lay prone and helpless on the morgue gurneys.

    How's that, you chicken-shit "Anonymous" fucks? Does performing anal-sex with the Baby Jesus get you sickos hot and bothered? Enough to register a name and join us in the forums? Do you hypocrites want to hurt me for saying these things, or do you want to reach out to me and help me? An honest answer to this question will reveal to you just what sort of Christian you are.
    Hail, swivel!
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    Oh, holy hell! I just read through each and every comment on that story. I haven't laughed that hard in years.
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    Heyyyy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    Just buy his books and then post glowing reviews on amazon (the site, not you). ;)



    Hail, swivel!
    Swivel writes books?
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    Classic, isn't it, dop? The principle of "Turn the other cheek" and "treat others as you wish to be treated" are out the window. Christians these days are the asshole Old Testament types. Waging a crusade for their angry, jealous, mother-fucker god.

    After I fuck Baby Jesus up his infant ass, these Christian morons can suck the bloody shit right off of my dick.

    Then they can watch as I bang the charred bodies of these 5 hotties as they lay prone and helpless on the morgue gurneys.

    How's that, you chicken-shit "Anonymous" fucks? Does performing anal-sex with the Baby Jesus get you sickos hot and bothered? Enough to register a name and join us in the forums? Do you hypocrites want to hurt me for saying these things, or do you want to reach out to me and help me? An honest answer to this question will reveal to you just what sort of Christian you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joevma View Post
    Swivel writes books?
    And excellent ones at that... which reminds me... again
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    Oh, and if you are still dumb enough to be hanging around, say hello to everyone!

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    Damn Morbid, No you didn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joevma View Post
    Swivel writes books?
    Molly Fyde and the Parsona Rescue
    Molly Fyde and the Land of Light
    Molly Fyde and the Blood of Billions (recently out)
    Half Way Home

    And there's a book release party for Blood of Billions in one week in Charleston, SC. swivel's D'D fan club is showing up--Dakota and I will be there.
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    This is the funniest thread EVER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CplPunishment View Post
    *Mental note to self...Don't piss off Morbid he'll front page your ass.
    Not clear on why this is "news" to you, my friend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joevma View Post
    Swivel writes books?
    "We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.

    What does the Bible say about Judge Not? Read here: http://www.cfirecm.com/QandA/Judge%2...e%20Judged.htm

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