James Farrell threw pee and eggs at his girlfriend

**Jaded** · February 2nd, 2009, 09:34 PM

A Bradenton man splashed a cup of urine in his girlfriend’s face, pelted her with a half-dozen eggs and threatened to set her on fire Saturday morning, according to a Manatee Sheriff’s report.

Authorities say James E. Farrell, 49, also squirted charcoal lighter fluid all over the woman and then held burning paper near her skin after using several other items to assault her around 2:30 a.m. Saturday in his residence in the 5300 block of 22nd Street East.

Farrell also dumped several gallons of water on the woman, the report said. She did not suffer any serious injuries.

Farrell was arrested on charges of felony aggravated domestic assault and misdemeanor battery.

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article...__deputies_say

Who the hell keeps cups of urine handy for tossing?

**petrina** · February 2nd, 2009, 09:55 PM

what a creep! maybe it was his drug test stash. poor girl.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · February 2nd, 2009, 09:58 PM

Did he have her trapped or tied down or something?

**malq** · February 2nd, 2009, 11:52 PM

He's lucky she didn't catch fire. That would have escalated things.

**DarkPrincess** · February 3rd, 2009, 12:05 AM

It's probably bad, but I laughed at this. The pee was gross and lighter fluid is scary, but eggs? Really? REALLY?

**Dakota Valkyrie** · February 3rd, 2009, 12:08 AM

I'm still trying to figure out what she was doing while he fetched the several gallons of water and assorted other liquids.

**malq** · February 3rd, 2009, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie

I'm still trying to figure out what she was doing while he fetched the several gallons of water and assorted other liquids.

Oh to have that one on Video...

**Tazzzz** · February 3rd, 2009, 02:27 AM

MANATEE COUNTY – A Bradenton man splashed a cup of urine in his girlfriend’s face, pelted her with a half-dozen eggs and threatened to set her on fire Saturday morning, according to a Manatee Sheriff’s report.

Authorities say James E. Farrell, 49, also squirted charcoal lighter fluid all over the woman and then held burning paper near her skin after using several other items to assault her around 2:30 a.m. Saturday in his residence in the 5300 block of 22nd Street East.

Farrell also dumped several gallons of water on the woman, the report said. She did not suffer any serious injuries.

Farrell was arrested on charges of felony aggravated domestic assault and misdemeanor battery.

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article...__deputies_say
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James Farrell's secret Batter recipe

1 c urine
1/3 c Corn meal
1 t Salt
1/4 ts Pepper
6 eggs
120 lbs Of girlfriend
1 Can of charcoal lighter fluid
bundled up news paper.

Combine dry ingredients and eggs in a mixing bowl and add pee to get a sticky consistency for dipping. Salt girlfriend and dip in batter. Squirt charcoal lighter fluid all over girlfriend till saturated, then ignite with burning paper.Cook till golden brown and delicious. Girlfriend is done when lightly browned on both sides

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**Sister Iroz** · February 3rd, 2009, 09:17 AM

BRADENTON, Fla. - Authorities say a Bradenton man splashed urine in his girlfriend's face, threw eggs at her and threatened to set her on fire.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reports that 49-year-old James E. Farrell attacked his girlfriend on Saturday. After hitting the woman with the urine and eggs, deputies say he sprayed lighter fluid all over her and held burning paper near her skin. Authorities say Farrell also dumped several gallons of water on the woman.

The victim did not suffer any serious physical injuries.

Farrell was charged with aggravated assault and battery. He was later released on $30,000 bail.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,883147.story