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    Quote Originally Posted by Saffron View Post
    #1 still looks like a mansion (from the outside) based on her answer and pics I've seen of the inside Hoarders have nothing on her...
    #2 Agreed
    #3 True but Autistic kids need boundaries even more than other kids, they tend to act out more when their lives are not stable.
    #1--oh snap! even hoarders have nothing to top her???
    #2--in addition to stepping in about her hating her kids if her house is a hoarders nightmare then they REALLY need to take her kids
    #3--i was being a bit vague about the autistic child...if he's like my niece, controlling him would be like tring holding back a tornado...while I am on the opposite side of the spectrum am very high functioning...i dont know how severe the lil boy's is so i cant really say
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    Nadya Suleman is now claiming that she was drugged when she agreed to be implanted with a dozen embryos.

    Suleman says it was not her intention to have eight children in addition to the six she already had.

    The single mother of 14, who is often referred to as “Octomom,” made her shocking claim during an interview with Dr. Drew Pinsky.
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    While she admitted she did want more children, she insisted she was in no condition to understand a form Dr. Michael Kamrava put in front of her before implanting 12 embryos.

    "He wrote something, he gave it to me to sign," Suleman told HLN's Dr. Drew Pinsky on Thursday night.

    She said she was then on "a cocktail of drugs" including Valium at the Beverly Hills doctor's office because her uterus was contracting. "I signed it, and I didn't read it."

    Kamrava lost his California medical license July 1 after state officials ruled that he committed "gross negligence" with "repeated negligent acts, for an excessive number of embryo transfers" into Suleman in 2008, the state's medical board wrote.

    The same report determined that the doctor felt the implantation was driven "by the patient's wishes."

    During a hearing for the doctor last October, it was revealed Suleman still has 29 frozen embryos in storage. Contrary to some reports, though, the 36-year-old woman insisted Thursday that she doesn't want any more children.

    That said, the single mother -- who said she has been celibate for 12 years, and had all 14 children by in vitro fertilization -- admitted that she chose to have children in part to address her emotional baggage.

    "Is it fair to have a bunch of kids help solve your emotional issues? Of course not," she said.

    "With children, I feel so safe in my predictable world. They will never leave me. Kids love you, unconditionally."

    Suleman admits that she has a host of problems, including anxiety, panic attacks, hyperactivity and obsessive compulsive disorder.

    "My brain and body are racing constantly," she added, noting she exercises extensively and only gets two hours of sleep a night.

    But expressing regret for contributing to "this mess (that) has deleteriously affected my kids," Suleman said that she's now speaking out in part to refute having been made into what she called a "parody without permission."

    "I have the spotlight, I know it's my responsibility (for my kids) to brush it away and get rid of the Octomom character," she said.

    With no steady income and expenses of over $18,000 a month, Suleman has struggled to get by raising her children.

    She has previously hosted a yard sale at her La Habra, California, home to deal with the hardship, and had reportedly signed on to be on the HDNet reality TV show "Celebridate."

    And now, Suleman said she is grateful for money she gets from media interviews, especially with overseas outlets.

    She also claims to have received "hundreds of death threats," some targeting her children, as well as a few female stalkers.

    "I am hated in my hometown," she said.

    Still, Suleman said that despite the difficulties she feels things are improving. And despite her admitted anxiety, paranoia and continued efforts to shield her children -- barring any television or Internet in the house -- she is most at peace at home.

    "I feel safest at home with my kids," she said. "And I want to be only there, that's my favorite time at night, in my pajamas playing Twister.
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    Drugged, huh?

    Just when you think the sideshow can't get any worse, here we go again.

    She should've just found a new hobby after the first six kids. It would've solved a lot. I mean, saying now she never intended to have so many kids is like closing the barn door after the horse already out. Too late. I really hope she doesn't get access to those other 29 embryos. If you're trying to find something by having so many kids, you'd think she'd have figured out a long time ago that she obviously ain't finding it. Good lord!
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    she should have her parental rights(or what ever rights she has over those 29 potential humans are) taken away from the 29 embryos...they should be donated to couples having a hard time having kids, you know, the good kind that can afford kids and doesn't lose them like she does...seriously i've heard more reports of her calling 911 thinking a kid wandered off only to be found in the house all along...day care workers have a cap limit of how many kids they can take care of depending on age groups...she's doing the work of 2 toddler caregivers, 1 school age caregiver, and 1 special needs caregiver for the autistic child...she makes me sick...i LOVE babies, i had 3...i HAD to get my tubal ligation done because i cant afford another kid, but was afraid i'd buckle and have another one so i got permanently unable to have more...i look at babies and im like awwww i miss my kids being babies...that suleman chick needs to get her priorities straight
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwiztidAngel View Post
    she should have her parental rights(or what ever rights she has over those 29 potential humans are) taken away from the 29 embryos...they should be donated to couples having a hard time having kids, you know, the good kind that can afford kids and doesn't lose them like she does...seriously i've heard more reports of her calling 911 thinking a kid wandered off only to be found in the house all along...day care workers have a cap limit of how many kids they can take care of depending on age groups...she's doing the work of 2 toddler caregivers, 1 school age caregiver, and 1 special needs caregiver for the autistic child...she makes me sick...i LOVE babies, i had 3...i HAD to get my tubal ligation done because i cant afford another kid, but was afraid i'd buckle and have another one so i got permanently unable to have more...i look at babies and im like awwww i miss my kids being babies...that suleman chick needs to get her priorities straight
    Amen!
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    Her get rich in 9 months scheme backfired

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    for reals!!!!
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    Octomom doctor won’t get license back, judge rules


    Michael Kamrava's
    [...].

    Beverly Hills fertility physician Michael Kamrava's appeal to the court to restore his license was rejected by Los Angeles Superior Court Judge James C. Chalfant.

    Kamrava's lawyer had argued the state medical board's decision to take away his license was too harsh and a reaction to the "popular vilification" of Kamrava in the media.

    A six-person panel of the medical board ordered Kamrava's license revoked effective July 1, concluding the physician "did not exercise sound judgment" when he transferred 12 embryos to Suleman in 2008.

    The panel also found Kamrava committed repeated negligent acts while caring for a different fertility patient. In that case, he failed to flag an abnormal test result for the 42-year-old patient, and months later another doctor discovered the woman had ovarian cancer, the panel noted.

    Kamrava's lawyer said an appropriate punishment would be to have another doctor monitor Kamrava in the future, writing that "it is highly unlikely he would ever do this again."

    In a response, California Deputy Atty. Gen. Judith T. Alvarado wrote there was "clear and convincing evidence" that Kamrava was "grossly negligent."

    "The board was not assured that oversight of [Kamrava's] practice through probation was sufficient to ensure public protection," Alvarado wrote. The board "concluded that revocation of [Kamrava's] certificate was necessary to protect the public."
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    Oh, thank god, I was expecting to see she got knocked up again. Good that he won't get his license back though. I lost count, who has more, this bitch or the Duggars?
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    Your going to wish you didn't click this thread open....

    Octomom is so desperate for money, she did what she swore she would never do -- pose nude for cash.

    Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless ... the house she owns that has been in and out of foreclosure for more than a year will be sold at an auction Thursday ... so Octo needs a new crib for her brood ... stat.

    The dilemma -- getting first and last month's rent together, so Octo has gone naked. She posed for the European magazine, "Closer."

    Sources tell TMZ ... Octo got $10,000 for the shoot, which is what she needs to rent a new place.

    Octo is being very up front now about some misgivings about having 14 kids, saying, "I'm doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I'm still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices."
    http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/27/octomo.../#.T3HVntXkaSo

    Flaunting a flat stomach and a 34DD bust, Nadya boasts she still gets plenty of admiration from the opposite sex, despite admitting she has stretch marks and “slightly saggy” assets.

    Incredibly, Nadya claims she’s been celibate for 13 years – her children were all conceived through a sperm donor – and reveals she has no interest in dating, hates male attention and has to work hard at “disguising her beauty” to put off men.

    “I get way too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them now,” she insists.

    “I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.”

    And the 5ft 7 mother – who insists the only cosmetic surgery she’s had is a breast reduction when she was 17, which took her from a DD-cup to a C-cup – boasts she doesn’t have to do much to retain her enviable figure.

    “I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids – I don’t know how I did it,” she shrugs.

    “I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales. I gained an entire human when I was pregnant with the octuplets – going from 10st to over 19st – but, two months later, I was a size 8 again. Now, I never weigh myself.”
    [...]

    “I got stretch marks on my stomach and a lot of veins came out. But it didn’t matter to me. Even now, I’m proud of my stretch marks, although they’ve faded.

    “My breasts had already grown back to a DD after the other kids, but they only sagged a bit with the octuplets and I breastfed them all – I don’t know how my body did it!”
    [...]

    And, despite admitting caring for 14 kids alone is a struggle, she says she gets no help apart from when friends or her mum visit a few times a week. And Nadya is adamant she isn’t looking for a man.

    “I’ve been celibate for 13 years and plan to remain so until the octuplets are 18. I’ve only ever slept with two men,” she reveals.

    “The first was when I was 20 – we stayed in touch and he’s been my sperm donor, but we don’t talk now. The second was when I was 21. He was my boyfriend for five years. We tried for kids, but couldn’t conceive.”

    She adds: “I wouldn’t rule out a relationship in the future. But now, when men look at me, I look away and they know not to approach me. I know I’m beautiful – I don’t need a man to tell me that.”

    Meanwhile, Nadya maintains she’s coping perfectly well with her brood alone. Claiming she doesn’t take state handouts and relies solely on funds from publicity interviews and photo shoots – although she’s eight months in arrears on her mortgage and facing eviction from her four-bed home – she completely denies previous interviews in which she was quoted as “hating” babies, describing her older kids as “animals” and regretting her decision to have so many.
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    If that pic above is really her, then I'd like to know who paid for her plastic surgery
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmdgirl View Post
    If that pic above is really her, then I'd like to know who paid for her plastic surgery
    I'm sure the rag was able to pay for its own air brush artist.
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    Nadya "Octomom" Suleman is in danger of losing her 14 children after police paid a visit to her La Habra, California home on Tuesday night after her hairstylist visited her home to do her hair, found deplorable living conditions, and filed a complaint. Not only were the youngest of her brood, the 3-year-old octuplets, dirty and walking around barefoot in only T-shirts, but they were being forced to urinate and defecate in training potties set up in the backyard because the house's plumbing was not working, according to the stylist named Stephanie (who will not release her last name). Stephanie also took photographs, which have been obtained by TMZ, and claims that while she was giving Suleman a Brazilian blowout and haircut on April 18, the children were locked in a bedroom. In one photo Stephanie took, the mother-of-14 is shown happily flaunting her new 'do — for which she paid $520 (that includes two previous haircuts and $80 worth of product), despite the fact she's on welfare — while behind her a chair is wedged underneath a doorknob, as if it to keep the occupants inside.

    Stephanie went to police to report the squalor she witnessed, which she says was difficult for her because she's a longtime friend of Suleman's, but she feels so terribly for the children. "The kids are in desperate need of help, and I tried to help and she's not open to anyone helping her," she told TMZ as she left the El Habra police station. "She thinks everything is fine with the kids, and it's not." When asked by the cameraman what exactly was wrong, she continued, "The kids don't wear clothes. I went over there yesterday and they're not wearing any pants. And they're outside in the freezing cold, it was 60 degrees, and they're shivering and she wouldn't let them come inside until they finished eating their dinner. It's just horrible."

    One photo shows Suleman's kids dirty and in only t-shirts, as graffiti covers the backyard fence. (TMZ.com)
    In other photos Stephanie took inside the Suleman home — which has been desecrated with spray-painted graffiti, presumably by her older children — one room has tiny mattresses on the floor with no sheets or blankets, as well as two cribs. The kids, says Stephanie, "are sleeping on the floor. I offered her bunk beds. I said, 'We have bunk beds, you can take them.' She said, 'No, no I don't want them. We're ok right now. Everything's fine.' It's not fine! It's depressing, I want to cry."

    On Tuesday night, three reps from Child Protective Services along with a police officer went to the Suleman home to investigate Stephanie's claims. In a video, children can be heard as the group repeatedly bangs on the front door until Suleman, 36, finally lets them in. Before the video cuts off, she can be heard telling them, "Excuse the graffiti." After an hour-and-a-half, CPS left after determining the children were not in immediate danger, but a spokesperson did tell TMZ the investigation is ongoing and there will be a follow-up visit to the Suleman home.
    "I love those kids, but they're being neglected completely," says Stephanie. "[Suleman] needs help, she can't do this by herself. There's too many kids and they're not getting the help that they need. They're not getting attention, they're not even wearing clothes. The boys have girls' clothes on! I go over there and cut the kids' hair for free because you can't tell which ones are boys and which ones are girls, they all look the same!"
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    http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/25/octomo...ation-toilets/ <---------pics of the house and the kids shitting in the yard.
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    In 2010, her home in La Habra, Calif., was facing foreclosure, and Suleman was unemployed. Due to the generosity of others and with the help of her lawyer, she managed to save her home -- for the time being. But she still needed cash. So, last month, after saying she never would, Suleman posed topless for an overseas magazine, raking in about $10,000 for the spread.

    Still, it wasn't enough. Now, after again saying she never would, Suleman y Treatmentshas applied for and received government assistance, according to TMZ.com. She gets $2,000 per month, and that money can only be used for food. But the residents of California are far from happy about it. Since going public with the news, she has received hate mail, angry phone calls, and death threats. One resident even acted out physically. TMZ also reported that sometime during the early morning hours Saturday, someone busted out the window of the family car and left a handwritten note with a simple but ominous message: "Leave California or You Will Die."

    I certainly understand the anger behind the firestorm. Why should the residents of California have to pay for the mistakes of one woman? I would be angry, too. But there's a bigger picture that we need to keep sight of. There are 14 children that need help, and it's not their fault, either. They didn't ask to be brought into this world, and they're going to have a horribly tough time navigating through their lives.
    Three of her children were born with disabilities. None of her children will likely ever know who their father is. They will have to read and come to terms with interviews in which their own mother says she hates children, and it was a mistake to have them. They will read the articles where total strangers discuss how horrible their mother is and that her children never should have been born. And now, they will have to contend with the fact people want to see their mother dead.

    That's more than any child should have to contend with, but unfortunately, 14 children will have to go through it. Children and Family Services has been monitoring the situation since before the birth of the octuplets, and they remain involved. We can only hope that Suleman is doing what she can to help her children and that they survive all the hardships that are on their way to them. We shouldn't be adding to it.
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    I think shes a moron for doing what she did and I would be pissed too, paying for that with taxs
    BUT
    My bigger picture is not Nadia,those kids never asked to be born,they didnt take a toboggan ride up her crotch and settle in for the winter
    They are the innocent ones,
    actually to think of it the Dr that implanted her needs to cough some support up,
    he created this mess as much as she did JMHO
    Im in a real bitchy mood
    I should prob keep to avoiding comp today

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    Boring porn...
    Nadya Suleman says she is so determined to build a future for her 14 young children that she is now willing to act in a porn film, although she would not touch another "human's flesh."

    "I wouldn't even kiss somebody for money," Suleman told HLN "Showbiz Tonight" correspondent Nischelle Turner. "I would not kiss somebody. I wouldn't touch somebody."
    http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/253...-to-porn-offer

    What is she going to do? Stand around naked and watch? Make a few well placed noises? Hand out the sex toys?
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    Set aside for a minute she's got 14 kids...

    this dumb bitch is paying 500 for a damn hair cut. If you've got the means, hey, go ahead. But when your house is in foreclosure and your kids are shitting in the backyard because the plumbing has been shut off, well you've got some fucking issues. Get your fucking priorities straight.

    And, why are the kids locked out of the house until they finish dinner. What's up w/ that? Why aren't they eating inside? It's not like she seems to concerned about the mess.

    And, while I realize it's hard to keep crayons out of the hands of little evil doers, unless you ban them from your home, how the fuck did the kids get spray paint? Really?? I understand the crayons. Hell, I've had days where I watched my two yr old scribble on the wall, and said "Fuck it, it washes off" But spray paint? That's a damn safety issue. Keep dangerous chemicals out of reach of babies... isn't that in parenting 101 or something? W/ 14 kids, I don't expect her to be able to make sure every child is supervised every minute, but try to catch and prevent the big shit like that.
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    I have no faith in men if they are going to pay money to see Octomom pleasure herself with SpaghettiOs. Even less faith in any that would get off on that.

    "My first shoot was amazing," Nadya tells me. "Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don't think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I'm very excited for it to come out!"

    The video, directed by adult film star Brad Armstrong, is scheduled to be released in mid-June by a major online adult entertainment company. At the shoot, Nadya also posed for a set of photographs in which she's seated at the head of a long table, her body covered with SpaghettiOs.

    “For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties ... like 1950s style," an insider tells me. "SpaghettiOs were all over her body and she's even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say 'Saucy Octos.'"
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    If I am forced to see that she will have ruined Spaghettios for me.
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    She is too crazy for even Hollywood. I knew she had no chance for tv stardom Dugger style or Kate+8 becoz come on what normal chick does what she did? She was a liability from jump. I saw only one interview on TV with her and she turned my stomach. She claiming that she was drugged during the procedures is like Palin's daughter claimig that Levi kid stole her virginity. BULLSHIT! I just feel for the kids in all this mess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I have no faith in men if they are going to pay money to see Octomom pleasure herself with SpaghettiOs. Even less faith in any that would get off on that.

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    She could get the kids sponsored by Spaghetti-ohs.

    God, I do hate this woman. Love the Duggars, hate this woman.
    Your form is sloppy,
    Like your buttocks, tight no more.
    Still, I like your moobs.

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    And spaghettios are officially ruined for me.

    And "saucy octos"... It brings to mind octopus smothered in gravy or something
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    SpaghettiOs were ruined for me long before this happened. Ruined since childhood, in fact. This only adds to their ruination.

    Nowadays the only reason we buy SpaghettiOs is to re-label them for gag gifts.

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    Thumbs down Octomom: Home Alone...The Review...

    Ladies and Gentlemen...

    June 20th has come and with it, the release of "Octomom: Home Alone". The strangely anticipated masturbation (holy shit there's spell check for that word too) video and I have taken on the shameful task of watching it so you don't have to.

    Put aside the fact the her womb has housed 14 children and amazingly, this video is no more disgusting to watch than any other amateur porn video out there. I do have to give kudos to Wicked Pictures for making this as professional looking as possible, given the subject matter. It is five scenes of Ms. Suleman flickin' her bean in various settings. Scene 1 looks straight out of a pay-per-view porn video. It is set around a manufactured waterfall and for all intents and purposes is 7 minutes of Nadya teasing herself and the little man in the boat. Scene 2 is more softcore, wherein she doesn't show off her southern charms, which by the way isn't actually the hatchet wound one would think it is. After 13 years of (alleged) celibacy, it is rather quite tiny. It really is a pedo's dream, actually, as she is completely shaved. It is set in what appears to be a backyard where she is hand washing children's clothes while more children's clothes hang on a line behind her. Kind of awkward, really. Scene 3 is right back to the less softcore porn where Nadya employs the use of a sliver vibrator. It is really a pretty standard solo performance. Scene 4 is a little stranger than the rest. Nadya is in black lingerie ironing clothes and flipping pancakes in the kitchen. No nudity in this scene, just some stupid dancing, ironing, and flipping. Scene 5 is the ubiquitous bathtub scene that seems to be the basis for all softcore pornos, where the viewer is blessed once again with the use of a vibrator, the same vibrator, in fact, as scene 3. Again, pretty standard and nothing worth noting.

    What is worth noting is the presence of what seems to be a very professional boob job. I've seen professional porn stars with much worse looking jubblies than hers. Also worth noting is the faded tattoos around the c-section site and how much the skin on her now flat stomach resembles rice paper in that there is no mistaking that it was stretched to it's absolute limits during pregnancy. I was fortunate (?) enough to obtain a hi-def copy of this video and the wonder of 1080p also brings to the viewer's attention the millions of stretch marks, not on her stomach, but around her thighs and around her ass. You never get to see a from-behind shot because she is too busy spreading her legs to show the viewer her tiny vaginey. I'm sure it was calculated as I have heard her complain about saggy areas post-preggo.

    The scenes are set over music, strange choices in some scenes, but really,I think, only there to help mask her o-voice. Actually, this video probably wouldn't be so hard to watch if not for a) her face and b) prior knowledge of the 14 children running rampant in her home. I wish I could fully convey what a waste of time this video really is, but I only skipped around each scene for about 2 minutes each lest my brain turn on me and convince me that bath salts are a good idea.

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    Thank you @LoKi4778 for sacrificing yourself in order to share that review. I now feel further justified in avoiding it when it comes to my local porno booth. You didn't mention the SpaghettiOs. Did that scene not make the cut?

    Everyone! Make sure you rep Loki for saving us from wasting time checking out this video! Just don't comment on what appears to be his familiarity with porn movies in general. That would be rude.
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    Sadly, SpaghettiOs did not make the cut, probably because it would've made the video actually more interesting...

    And as far as my seemingly extensive knowledge in the porn department, until I found the D'D, I was pretty sure it was all the interwebs were good for...
    Last edited by LoKi4778; June 21st, 2012 at 11:59 PM. Reason: Because I felt like it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacksheep View Post
    She could get the kids sponsored by Spaghetti-ohs.

    God, I do hate this woman. Love the Duggars, hate this woman.
    I like the Duggars as well. They live debt free and can afford to provide for their family. This broad however...

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    Thank you @LoKi4778 for taking one for the team. She stated on Stern that she had a breast reduction which could account for the nice looking boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angels Mom View Post
    She stated on Stern that she had a breast reduction which could account for the nice looking boobs.
    I wouldn't believe a word out of this woman's mouth. Or any other orifice, for that matter.
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