Vero Beach man assaults girlfriend with cheeseburger.

[SoUncool]

Come on, seriously...how was she injured? He smashed a CHEESEBURGER in her face. A CHEESEBURGER. A McDonald's CHEESEBURGER.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/dec...friend-burger/

A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

A McDonald's CHEESEBURGER.

Those suckers hurt! At least they do going down my throat.... hockey pucks. They're even cold. usually.

[Pete Bondurant]

What the hell is going on!

[weavergroupie]

Wait...who was the chick that assaulted her ex with a bagel? Think we can arrange a blind date for them?

[Silvahalo]

I've been known to throw stale bread, but never a burger too delicious!