Make it like your first time, every time: Artificial Hymen

**Dakota Valkyrie** · December 20th, 2008, 02:50 PM

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable.

Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/A....php?prod=2299

**Spitfire77** · December 20th, 2008, 02:56 PM

Um, ew?

**Nell** · December 20th, 2008, 04:31 PM

Won't work. I can get a guy in here to tell you first hand what doing a virgin feels like and I doubt this cheap ass thing would be the same feel. And like spitfire said, Ewwwww!

**Silvahalo** · December 20th, 2008, 05:25 PM

How about a penis device that ensures it hasn't been stuck in to every orifice it can fit into....

This is all driven by men who have it in mind that virginity gives them some kind of ownership over a vagina that hasn't been penetrated. I say women need to take back their vagina and respect it for what it is. It should garner the respect it was designed for...bringing forth life.

What pleasure you give and get past that should be respected, penetrated or not.

**Pete Bondurant** · December 20th, 2008, 05:54 PM

It should garner the respect it was designed for...bringing forth life.

It should be garnished with flat-leaf parsley.

**Lizard** · December 20th, 2008, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant

It should be garnished with flat-leaf parsley.

And some dried eucalyptus to knock out the fishy smell.

**malq** · December 20th, 2008, 06:52 PM

Holy cow this is for real. The link is pretty descriptive.

I saved 2 dollars by buying 3 or more.

**RaVen Blackehart** · December 20th, 2008, 09:26 PM

Virginity is overrated anyway.

**MadmamainNC** · December 20th, 2008, 09:26 PM

Well finally something for woman to pretend she's a virgin. Normally, it's men who do the fooling, especially when they don't know what the hell they are doing.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · December 20th, 2008, 09:38 PM

I heard it grows back after 3 days anyway.

**DarkPrincess** · December 20th, 2008, 09:52 PM

I'll stick with kegel exercises.

**malq** · December 20th, 2008, 09:55 PM

I'll have to invent one for the back door, minus the hymen. LOL
My pet rock idea.

**Maggie Mae** · December 20th, 2008, 10:03 PM

...it just bleeds, malq?

-is confused-

But LOLing.

**hunnie** · December 20th, 2008, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie

http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/A....php?prod=2299

it looks like a blood clot

**malq** · December 20th, 2008, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Maggie Mae

...it just bleeds, malq?

-is confused-

But LOLing.

,
Well I havn't thought about it that hard, but yes it would have to bleed I think. I will hire someone to think about the rest of it.

**blue_zombie** · December 21st, 2008, 01:03 AM

I'm slightly traumatized, and a little more than intrigued. Who can we get to try this out.....who can we con into doing a little research......if I tap my heels together three times and say "Santa Zapp, Santa Zapp, Santa Zapp, will he take one for the team?" LOL

**Maggie Mae** · December 21st, 2008, 04:20 AM

Originally Posted by blue_zombie

I'm slightly traumatized, and a little more than intrigued. Who can we get to try this out.....who can we con into doing a little research......if I tap my heels together three times and say "Santa Zapp, Santa Zapp, Santa Zapp, will he take one for the team?" LOL

Zapp? Noooo. I think not. Remember when we asked him to do the male Brazilian and all we got were candle wax jokes?

**Alicatt** · December 21st, 2008, 09:46 AM

With it being in that package it looks like it would hurt with those sharp edges, and besides a guy is happy if and when he gets any so why get this? LMAO anyway for the person who thought this up.

**Rockin Ma** · December 21st, 2008, 10:20 AM

I'm seriously mulling over this in my head. I never had my cherry popped.

**MickeyFine** · January 23rd, 2009, 09:52 AM

Ok ok she can do me for 3.8 but thats the least I will take!

Why would she have to tell everyone that her sisters a slut too?

That is one classy family!

Oh and Rockin Ma if you want to try a test run Im available. Then you can go buy one of them thingy's ;^)

**Dakota Valkyrie** · January 23rd, 2009, 10:02 AM

Are guys really this stupid? and is this really that important?

**Peeperann** · January 23rd, 2009, 11:11 AM

Ahahahahaha! and Ewwww and yes totally stupid!!

**moonlilly1981** · January 23rd, 2009, 11:19 AM

what happens when you have an orgasm. That right there gives away that you tricked them. I know I didnt have an orgasm my first time. But maybe thats because it was over to quickly.