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    First Graders Response

    A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


    1. Don't change horses
    until they stop running.

    2. Strike while the
    bug is close.

    3. It's always darkest before
    Daylight Saving Time.

    4. Never underestimate the power of
    termites.

    5. You can lead a horse to water but
    How?

    6. Don't bite the hand that
    looks dirty.

    7. No news is
    impossible

    8. A miss is as good as a
    Mr.

    9. You can't teach an old dog new
    Math

    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll
    stink in the morning.

    11. Love all, trust
    Me.

    12. The pen is mightier than the
    pigs.

    13. An idle mind is
    the best way to relax.

    14. Where there's smoke there's
    pollution.

    15. Happy the bride who
    gets all the presents.

    16. A penny saved is
    not much.

    17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.

    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.

    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs
    with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.

    20. There are none so blind as
    Stevie Wonder.

    21. Children should be seen and not
    spanked or grounded.

    22. If at first you don't succeed
    get new batteries.

    23. You get out of something only what you
    See in the picture on the box

    24. When the blind lead the blind
    get out of the way.

    25. A bird in the hand
    is going to poop on you


    And the WINNER and last one!


    26. Better late than
    Pregnant
    Last edited by Sister Iroz; December 14th, 2008 at 10:09 AM.

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