Jocelyn Addison, Nia Mcbrayer and Jennifer Wattson
Read the plans here.
Six Easy Steps to Committing Armed Robbery
Jocelyn and her two buddy pals, were pretty low on holiday funds, so using there advanced "edumacation" they put their heads together, to come up with a good plan, to raise that money.
OK, it wasn't their plan, one of them found " How to" instructions on the Internet called "Six Easy Steps to Committing Armed Robbery", so easy even a person of substandard IQ could get away with it. "OHH" said Jocelyn, "I can count to 6, Lets print that out and get crackin".
They made a list and checked it twice, Gun?, ( check), Mask? ( check), plan? (check). OK, lets roll out Bitches. "Wait" said Nia, what store are we going to rob??. Opps, back to the drawing board, HHmmm we need a store that has lots of money in it, "OOHH Ohh i got it" cried Jennifer, " The Dollar Tree store" cause it has "Dollar" in the name, so they must have lots of Dollars there.
"Jennifer", your a genius the other two cried out.
So off to the store they go, They were soon going to be filthy stinkin rich, all the way to the store, they couldn't stop thinking about all that "BLING" they would soon own. ( see instruction #6 ), They get to the store, put on the masks and run inside yelling. "Hands in the air, this is a robbery ", " Open up the safe, we want it all and we want it now", It doesn't take long for the manager to figure out these arnt the brightest of crooks, so she lies about the safe being broken and wont be fixed till tomorrow.
The three girls are heart broken and run back to the getaway car, off they go to make a new plan, all they have to do is avoid the cops. They only make it about a mile before they are caught. With tears streaming down their cheeks they surrender to the Po Po and confess it all.
http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/news_...02968&catid=45BEDFORD -- For all the bad things you can find on the Internet, the "Six Easy Steps to Committing Armed Robbery" could be the worst when taken seriously.
"This is one for the books for us," Beford Police Detective Shawn Klubnik said.
Detective Klubnik says friends Jocelyn Addison, Nia Mcbrayer and Jennifer Wattson used the downloaded instructions to rob the Dollar Tree on Rockside Road in Bedford Heights last Monday night.
"One of the girls was being kicked out of her home and she didn't have any money," Det. Klubnik said.
Police say the three suspects followed most of the suggested steps. They had a plan, masks, and a gun -- albeit it an unloaded bb gun.
"This is aggravated robbery with a gun spec, whether it was a bb gun, plastic play gun or the real gun, the law looks at it the same," Det. Klubnik said.
Even though the would-be robbers left the store empty-handed, they were outfoxed by the manager, who told them the safe could not be opened.
Police were on top of the suspects at I-271 and Rockside Road, not a mile from the Dollar Tree. Facing several officers with guns drawn, the suspects surrendered, tears streaming down their faces and volunteering any information the cops wanted.
What was skipped over from the outcome was step 5 -- "avoid police."
"They messed up with staying away from police. They couldn't do that one," Det. Klubnik said.
Had they been successful, the final lesson is how to spend all the money fast. It suggests buying lots of "bling."
Instead, the next time their surfing the web, they might want to find an escape plan as the suspects remain behind bars.
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