My Dad sent this to me in an email.
I thought since it gave me a laugh, it might give you guys one too.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhuAtyFCrw"]The Mom Song[/ame]
My Dad sent this to me in an email.
I thought since it gave me a laugh, it might give you guys one too.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhuAtyFCrw"]The Mom Song[/ame]
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
William Butler Yeats
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Ha! My grandma raised me from the age of twelve and she was EXACTLY like that. Here's a reenactment of our morning routine:
GRANNY (Opens Stashrider's bedroom door)(Coos softly) StashRider? Stashrider it's time to wake up, baby.
STASHRIDER (Grumpy and moody) MMmmmm, mkay.
(Five minutes later)
GRANNY (A little louder now) StashRider, it's time to get up now, wake up sleepy head. I've got breakfast ready.
STASHRIDER (Still grumpy and moody) Yeah, Ok. I'll be out in a minute.
(Five minutes later)
GRANNY (A little strident) STASHRIDER, it's time to get up now. I've asked you twice before. You're not going to be late again!
STASHRIDER (Peeved) Yeah, grandma I'm awake already, just give me five minutes alright?! GAWD....
(Five minutes later)
GRANNY(Forgetting her Christian values) STASHRIDER, Goddammit, get up! I'm sick of doing this every morning. Get your ass up and get ready, we have to go. NOW!
STASHRIDER (Still moody and peeved) Grandma, give me break, 'kay? I'm totally sick and I have, like, a temperature of 105 or something. Just leave me alone for five fucking minutes and I'll get up! GAWWWWD!!
GRANNY(Turning red) DON"T YOU USE THAT LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE! WHEN I COME BACK YOU BETTER BE UP OR THERE WILL BE SOME SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!
STASHRIDER(muttering) yeah, like what? Whatever, gawd.....
(Five minutes later)
GRANNY(Losing it all) GET UP NOW! THAT'S IT. NO MORE BALLET! NO MORE THEATER! NO MORE DRIVING LESSONS! NO MORE DINING OUT! AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT CAR YOU WANT!
STASHRIDER(Still moody, but getting up) Jesus, grandma. Chill already. Shit I was JUST about to get up anyways........GAWD! Seriously you're like a Nazi, why don't you just go ahead an tattoo a number on my arm already......
(Everybody stumbles out of the house all pissy)
THE END
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Thank You so much for sharing that. I laughed so hard, I could remember my mother being just like that. What made me start laughing however is that I realized that I have some days when I am just like that. Ewww....
Thanks for sharing!
I made my kid just watch this. Ha ha...I've said SO MANY of those things!
YOUR mom.
My 12 year old was just watching me watch this... And then insisted I play the whole thing over since he missed the very beginning. Then he laughed and gave it an, "Ayiight." (I guess that's current 12-speak for cool?)
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Grandma called you Stashrider? She must be a really cool grandma. LOLStashRider? Stashrider it's time to wake up, baby.
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