Since it turns out the female security guard did not kill the armed gunman at New Life Baptist Church, Cynthia Strong has moved up the ranks to become my personal hero.
For today at least.
You ever go to a shopping center after fighting all the open-mouthed breathing retards who got a drivers license, only to find that they are all now crammed in a parking lot...during Christmas. I understand that most malls do not have clear lines drawn for cars to park in, or signs instructing you which way you should go...oh wait, that's right...they do. But even with all of that, you will always find yourself stuck in a sea of retards who are in vehicles WITH pedestrians, driving around like rats in a maze who also happen to be some of the rudest people on the planet.
That's what happened to Cynthia Strong in the parking lot of Cool Springs Galleria. She has been charged with simple assault for a confrontation with an idiot, Tara Underwood, who could not figure out the right way to drive in a goddamn parking lot.
Here is Tara's account of what happened:
“(She) asked me if I was stupid, put a curse word or two in there and asked me if I couldn't read,” Underwood said. “She came up to my car and I have an SUV and the windows are tinted. … She starts banging on my windows, like freaking out, banging on my windows. … When I rolled the window down, that's when she reached in the car and grabbed me by the neck and ripped my iPod. … I called 911. She's still screaming her head off, telling me to get out the car."
Here is Cynthia's
“She's calling them and she said, ‘This woman is assaulting me.’ And I said, ‘No. You really need to tell the truth. You were going the wrong way. You swore at me, and I got out and I confronted you about it.’ … She said, ‘I can't hear you.’ So, I reached in, and I snatched the ear bud out of her ear and said, ‘Can you hear me now?’ All I asked her to do was to move over so I could get around her. She's the one that facilitated it by rolling down the window,” she said.
Now granted, we have two stories. But let's use what facts we have (and I reccommend watching this video first)
Come on...SUV, iPod in ears, wrong way driving in a parking lot. Look at her in the video. You know damn well she went down the wrong way (probably on purpose), said something nasty to Cynthia who rightfully said something nasty to her for being a goddamn retard, and Cynthia did exactly what all of us want to do (and also showed why you shouldn't).
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