School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star

[Sister Iroz]

An elementary school cafeteria worker and playground monitor, who had an extensive career in the adult entertainment industry, is becoming a New Jersey school district's legal nightmare.

Some parents in Vineland, N.J., as well as the board of education president, want Louisa C. Tuck fired, but district officials were advised by their lawyers and those from the New Jersey School Board Association they have no legal grounds to terminate the 32-year-old from her $5,772-a-year part-time job as an aide in the lunchroom and playground, The Daily Journal reported.

"We have no real legal stance or legal right to do anything for two reasons — one, it's not illegal, and two, it's not on school time," Superintendent Charles Ottinger told the newspaper.

Tuck, who went by the name of Crystal Gunns when she starred in adult movies, performances and photos, told the newspaper it's been five years since she was involved in the adult entertainment industry. She now also works with children at the local YMCA.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,456345,00.html

I'm not going to judge her.

[queenpunkr]

I'm sure there are more important things this school should be looking into, if this woman isn't doing anything to jepordize the kids (i.e. telling them to check out her videos/photos/whatever). It's my opinion they should leave her alone it sounds like she is trying to do something good for kids. I mean really who wants to be a lunchlady?

[Rhoni]

Hmmm well the kids would never know she was a former porn star if the parent would shut up about it unless the kids are watching porn...Sometimes adults cause more drama than the thing they are saying is the problem does..

Take the Janet Jackson thing for instance..I didn't even really see it happen when it happened but believe me I saw it the other million times they replayed it..My point sometimes if you just shut up about something no one will notice, it will pass..Maybe she had a rough childhood and wants to give back to kids in some way..I say leave her alone..

Maybe the moms are jealous the lunch lady looks better...just a thought!!

[MichaelJCheaney]

I am going to presume that she is a good lunch lady/Playground monitor. And I commend her for doing something to help her local school district and the community.

If MORE parents were willing to take on thankless jobs like this everyones communities would be SO much better off.

That being said the blame for her situation lies squarely on the shoulders of......wait for it......The scum sucking bottom feeding pricks that we call lawyers........and all the pedophile school teachers both male AND Female who have caused these school districts/and or teachers unions enormous recourses, to defend themselves against the civil lawsuits that said pedophiles, have opened them to.

Which in turn has caused these districts and the lawyers to dig into the backgrounds of each and every individual who may come in contact with a student. Looking for any little sign that they may be a danger to kids.

And apparently being an ex porn star equals potential pedophile. Its a leap that I personally can't see but then again I was smart ENOUGH to NOT become a Lawyer!

I am waiting for the day when a potential pedophile is considered anyone WITH a PENIS or a teaching license. Or some combination thereof.

[blue_zombie]

I'm sure these parents have never done anything that they regret or are ashamed of. They just want what's best for their children, and surely having someone so interested in giving back to the community and trying to serve as a positive role model would be a bad thing.

Where the hell are these parents when their children are hanging out with the wrong crowd? Where are they when their daughters are dating 25 y/o men? What the fuck are these parents doing when these children become juvenile delinquents and start vandalizing property?

These will be the same parents who sat on their asses and did nothing when their children were getting into trouble.....but now that they have found out about this lady's past......they are going to crucify her.

[DarkPrincess]

I don't see why people have a problem with this. If she's not handing out DVDs of her work to the kiddies or filming a porno in the cafeteria, what's the issue?

[WryBread]

Crystal Gunns? That's not too interesting a name. I thought at first it read, "Crystal Gumms." And I mistyped it the first time as "Crystal Bums."

Who cares? Let her serve lunch.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Bet some parent was watching porn when he spotted the lunch lady. Kettle meet Pot.

[RaVen Blackehart]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gunns

Crystal Gunns video:

http://erotika.indavideo.hu/video/Crystal_Gunns_2

[DarkPrincess]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gunns

Crystal Gunns video:

http://erotika.indavideo.hu/video/Crystal_Gunns_2

That just looks so terribly unnatural.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

That HURTS to even look at. She is SO going to hate gravity when she's my age.

[RaVen Blackehart]

Watch the video, it's hysterical. She makes the STUPIDEST faces at the beginning of it. And OMG, her boobs look like they are going to explode! She looks so out of proportion. Do guys think this is attractive?

[annoyinggirl05]

OMG, icky boobies & ewww at that bikini!


but uh, these parents are dumb.

[hunnie]

Fills out the smock i guess....laffs

[Dakota Valkyrie]

That video is idiotic. "Here's my huge boobs. Here's my huge boobs. Here's my huge boobs. Here's my cooter. Here's my huge boobs."

I can do all that. Of course, rather than press 'em on a pole I can wrap them around. Fucking gravity.

[RaVen Blackehart]

I'm assuming she's in charge of milk sales there in the cafeteria.

[Sister Iroz]

Raven, I just download that boobie avatar off a smiley site. Going to be using that as my avatar today, tomorrow, the next day. I love it.

[Sister Iroz]

I'm assuming she's in charge of milk sales there in the cafeteria.

Her boobs look like they are LOADED with milk. :) More than a champagne glass full is a waste.

[Harley_Tech]

I'm not going to judge her.

Ok, I will. She HAWT!! Not ImpQueen Hawt, but Hawt none the less. Edit:**** Please note that I posted this before I saw those gawd awful titties.**** Those things are just plain gross. *shakes head, fuckin fake titties spillin out all over the damn place...*

Ladies, if your tits have stretch marks from their own weight, see your local titty lopping off Dr.

I agree with Rhoni, the moms are jealous

R

[crickett]

I don't see why people have a problem with this. If she's not handing out DVDs of her work to the kiddies or filming a porno in the cafeteria, what's the issue?

WHOA...I can see it now "HOT lunch ladies doing it in the cafeteria"...action on the stove, on the table, in the freezer....
My son would want the DVD for Christmas

Seriously....she's probably one of the few employees NOT interested in pedo action...been there, done that....
It's the sweet quiet ones who like those overnight field trips that you have to worry about....

So give the lady a fucking break! It's not HER fault that your husband keeps going over to the school to have lunch with the kids....Get a fucking LIFE already!

[DarkPrincess]

She couldn't afford silicone implants, so they used bowling balls instead. That's my theory.

[TheMorningStar]

She did nothing illegal (that we know of).

[crickett]

She couldn't afford silicone implants, so they used bowling balls instead. That's my theory.

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...uh...fuck, that WAS funny

[missuncommonsense]

Ok I'm going to say it so hate me if you want but I am soooo AGAINST this !
I have two young children (and no Im not a jealous mom ) and I would so be against the idea of an ex porn star at my kids school and even if she isnt a threat most people from the porn industry aren't reputable and what if she had fans *oddly enough* and they followed her to a school full of children, I just dont see anything good coming from this and as far as the kids are concerned don't they deserve better ? get rid of her, its 150% better to be safe than sorry. And what would be next ? are they going to hire prostitutes for school counsellors ?! and ex druggies for principals ??? Of course children are going to find out who their lunch lady was because of all the attention this lady is getting from parents and the media already. With that kind of background I agree she doesnt need to be working with children and if parents care so much about this than maybe they should step up to the plate and start helping out more so this wouldn't *and shouldn't* have happened to begin with.

[Maggie Mae]

Well of course the kids are going to find out, but that's not her fault--it's the parents'. They can't fire her. She didn't do anything illegal and she's not bad at her job. You're generalizing and stereotyping without knowing her or taking into account the good she does with children.

I have no problem with her, as long as she keeps her funbags tucked away and continues doing her job well and staying out of porn. Good for her for practically VOLUNTEERING--this is a shit job for no money.

[missuncommonsense]

Ok but still don't the children deserve better ? I don't believe that they should be letting just anybody work with children and whether or not she is or isn't in the adult industry, I still feel that she has no place and no right to be working at a school with children, if she really cared this much about children why didn't she do this BEFORE she decided to get into the adult industry. And you're right its not her fault, its the parents so hopefully more people will make an example out of this and do more so incidents like this wont happen again. And isn't up to the parents to decide who they want and don't want around THEIR children to begin with.

[Maggie Mae]

Better than what? Better than someone who does her job properly? Would they prefer someone who couldn't care less about the kids but has never been naked in front of a camera? All I'm saying is, there are much worse things for parents to worry about than an ex-porn star monitering the kids at lunch and recess. I don't really understand the upset here. Who hasn't done some stupid stuff in their lives? I've done plenty. However, I'm a nanny, and the stuff I've done in the past really doesn't affect how much I love the kids and the job I'm in now.

[Eagles Mom]

Ok but still don't the children deserve better ? I don't believe that they should be letting just anybody work with children and whether or not she is or isn't in the adult industry, I still feel that she has no place and no right to be working at a school with children, if she really cared this much about children why didn't she do this BEFORE she decided to get into the adult industry. And you're right its not her fault, its the parents so hopefully more people will make an example out of this and do more so incidents like this wont happen again. And isn't up to the parents to decide who they want and don't want around THEIR children to begin with.

Better than what? If she does a good job and is interested in the children, that's what they deserve. Not some closed-minded bigots!

[queenpunkr]

Ok but still don't the children deserve better ? I don't believe that they should be letting just anybody work with children and whether or not she is or isn't in the adult industry, I still feel that she has no place and no right to be working at a school with children, if she really cared this much about children why didn't she do this BEFORE she decided to get into the adult industry. And you're right its not her fault, its the parents so hopefully more people will make an example out of this and do more so incidents like this wont happen again. And isn't up to the parents to decide who they want and don't want around THEIR children to begin with.

I know I'm not the only one here who has read about countless cases of pedophiles working in schools...most of these are people with nothing "bad" in their backgrounds, the communities love them etc. etc. until it comes out they have been molesting the kids (countless quotes of "we never thought he/she would do something like this"). So what if she was a porn star big deal that shouldn't automatically disqualify her for working with kids.At least all her porn is consensual adult sex. As a "room parent" in a school in the "wealthy" district I know first hand most of the parents of these kids could give a shit less and never volunteer their precious time or get involved in the school(we had a total of 7 adult volunteers to put together an entire fall festival). So don't judge her by her past employment, judge her by the time she contributes to the communtiy...ok off my soapbox now.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Ok but still don't the children deserve better ? I don't believe that they should be letting just anybody work with children and whether or not she is or isn't in the adult industry, I still feel that she has no place and no right to be working at a school with children, if she really cared this much about children why didn't she do this BEFORE she decided to get into the adult industry. And you're right its not her fault, its the parents so hopefully more people will make an example out of this and do more so incidents like this wont happen again. And isn't up to the parents to decide who they want and don't want around THEIR children to begin with.

Wonder if they would have let me volunteer if they knew of my past? I used to drink and do drugs and ride bike where I had to show my tits off. I think I was kinda slutty (It was the 70's folks!!!). I used to date the principal's brother in my "wild days" and he was OK with me being around the kids.

I never touched a child in anger or lust... which is more than I can say for the guy who was the all-star quarterback "raised in a good family" high-school teacher "now in jail" I graduated with.