Persephone's Synaptic Misfire

I applied for a job this morning. Those of you who get called for references, be nice and tell the city that yes, I can answer the 911 phone and type in data without shrieking or hanging up on abused children.

There was a weird dream last night in which someone was building a bridge, and all the supports were statues of women's legs. It was quite a pretty bridge, but i wondered about stability.

I play "Compliant Patient Roulette" with a dear friend of mine and it's not as fun as it sounds. He's all "are you doing blah blah blah" and i'm all "shuttup, dick", and he's all "No, you shuttup" and I'm all "Well, are you being compliant and blah blah blah?" and he's all "Bubble bubble bubble", because that's the noise his bong makes. Fortunately for my hopes of future employment said bong is located in another state, so all this happens on the phone. (Note to future employers: yes, I will pass a drug test. No, i do not hit the bong. Just noting.)

We are at a stalemate, my bubbly friend and i. He wants me to sleep with this thing that pumps oxygen into my face and i told him to stop talking about Jesus like that. I want him to stop doing home repair for friends until he's laid out for a week and utterly exhausted. He tells me that monkeys might fly out of his butt. Neither of those things appears to be happening right now.

Ah, the course of true friendship.

Morbid and i are in podcasting meh mode, meaning that we'll get to it when we get to it, assuming we get to it. We might. We might not. We haven't decided. In case y'all haven't noticed, Morbid is recalcitrant to persuasion except by stunningly beautiful brunettes, of which i am not one.

My brain is kinda jello. I've blogged not a lot of stories, but a couple of particularly heinous ones this week. What's with the C-named evil bitches, huh? Between Cara and Casey i am feeling a little off-kilter, nearly Suzanne Vega left of center.

So i'm gonna go watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. You should too. I love Dr. Horrible. He's The Awesome.