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What type of day are you having? Shitty.

Was there anyone who "made your day"? No.

Are you liking how you look today? No. I need to get my roots touched up and I have a zit the size of Nebraska.

Do you have anyone crushing on you? Yep. Sick, isn't it.

Have you ever eaten a bug? Yes, but I puked it right up. Does that still count?

Are you vegetarian? Hell no.

When was the last time you kissed someone? Uh.

Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you? Yesterday.

Are you a mother or a father? Nope.

When was your last paycheck? No idea. I can't keep track.

How many pets do you have? Three.

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Whatever's on sale.

Are you closer to being rich or poor? Po'.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Occasionally I am joined in bed by a pink teddy bear named "Cousin Iggy." Do you have a problem with that?

What was the last gift someone gave you? My husband bought me a sapphire and diamond ring for my birthday.

Do you appreciate that person? *sob*

Are you on any type of drugs? All the time.

Are you in love? Not any more.

Have you ever been in love? Yep.

Do you even believe in love? Yep.

How many things are you really thinking about right now? As few as possible.

Did you talk to anyone you didn't like today? Oh yeah.

Have you finished school yet? Define "finished."

What is/was your worst subject? Differential Equations.

What's your father's middle name? Joe.

What kind of mood are you in? Blah.

Are you waiting for anything? The weekend.

Are you going to bed after this? I should but I'm not gonna.

Have you ever watched Fahrenheit 9/11? Nope.

Where were you September 11, 2001? Training new hires.

What book are you currently reading? "Unattended Sorrow - Recovering from Loss and Reviving the Heart" by Steven Levine.

What song did you last listen to? "Lazy River" by the Mills Brothers.

What movie is in your DVD player? "Steel Magnolias"

How many windows are open in your computer? Two.

Are you a very stressed out person? Yep.

How old is your mom? 75.

Has your mom ever been on television or in the paper? Yes, surviving spouse in the obituaries.

Are you single? Widowed.

Do you have a beach house? Nope.

Where do you live? Floriduh.

Did you honestly miss Melrose Place? You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Do you ever watch Bold and the Beautiful? Nope.

Do you sometimes watch the news? I avoid reality whenever possible.

Have you ever seen a UFO? Nope.

Do you believe in aliens? It depends.

Do you like Jerry Springer? Nope.

Have you ever been to World Trade Center? Nope.

What is your favorite magazine? "Southern Living."

How many times have you gone to a foreign country? Three times to the same country.

When will you next go on a plane? Hopefully not for a long time. I hate planes.

When did you last go on a plane? Two Octobers ago.

Do you watch football Sundays? Nope.

Do you read Perez Hilton? Who?

What are your thoughts on Disney Channel? Meh.

Do you like Techno? What?

Do you like Dr. Phil? Nope.

Do you like Oprah? Nope.

Do you ever want to get married? Again? Some day.

What is your favorite country? Um, this one?

Do you like animals? Yep.

Do you have an Ipod? Nope.

Do you watch TV alot? Nope.

Are you afraid of the dark? Nope.