by, March 23rd, 2009 at 09:41 PM (427 Views)
I'm sitting in my haunted hotel room... I've yet to see any ghosts. I'm a bit disappointed in that. On the other hand, I'm finding it very difficult to not gush like a school girl about this place. I ordered room service... I swear to you, it was worth the 43 hour train ride just for their steak. I had filet mignon, which is one of my absolute favourite meals, I've had it all over the damned place... I've had awesome steak at a hotel in Toronto, but it's just chuck roast compared to the steak here, I shit you not. Even the damned burgers here are awesome... no wonder this is the fattest city in the states. I honestly think I could have just licked the filet mignon apart. I sound like a fucking advertisement... Some dude in a top hat greeted us at the door... everyone is freakishly nice... everywhere... I've heard that Canadians are supposed to be uber-friendly. Yeah... we're jackasses in comparison, although I'm basing this primarily on Toronto, so my view is probably exaggerated.
We went to the Audubon Zoo today, we took a cab... He didn't try to run over any pedestrians, he didn't cut anyone off, he didn't even swear. He actually LET people in... What happy horse shit is that? And why are so damned many of the cabs gigantic fucking trucks?
Anyhoo... back to the zoo. I went a lil photo happy, I present these to you here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/vertygo...7615784726004/ Oh, and some videos, (FYI I'm the one talking to the weird bird in the giraffe video). I am now sunburnt on the face due to the fact that I'm an idiot & forgot to put on sunscreen.
Have I told anyone that whenever I see an AT&T commercial, I can't help but see it as "Ass Tits & Twat." I also heard an ad, which included the word "situation" but I swear I heard "tituation" which I think should be entered into the dictionary to describe occasions when your boobs escape. Screw "wardrobe malfunction"
Now, I'm going to go get my PB&J & milk, because I can.
Oh, and for the record, I think I may gain 60lbs in my 5 days here... I had Bananas Foster... hot damn... I had a beef po'boy... hot damn again