How hillbilly ARE you?
by, November 22nd, 2008 at 11:39 PM (726 Views)
Which one of you assholes signed me up for sugardaddie.com???? Come on, admit it!!! The proof I have says that one of you has to know me by my actual name….and they used a nickname that I only reserve for VERY VIP…..so come on, admit to it before I lose my mind!!!! Just in case you’re curious, I decided NOT to take the free 7 day trial membership option. I know my dating life borders on pathetic and non-existent…but seriously???? Although, I do commend you for choosing sugardaddie.com and not something like, desperatedates.com. All things considered I guess maybe I should be thankful?????
Important news flash, I shall be attending Leg & Breast Fest next Wednesday evening!!!! WOOT!!!! Buckcherry, Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, Saving Abel…….need I say more??? You pansy asses should come out with me and live it up before the holy day of sleep & football!!! (AKA as Thanksgiving in some parts because of that ship landing thing that happened a while back.) I really want to come up with a great outfit…..but I’m lacking creative ideas. Well, I guess I have one creative idea. Going with the leg & breast theme, I was thinking about getting a pair of those fake bewbs and maybe painting drumsticks on my pant legs. What do ya’ll think about that idea???? The only reason I think it necessary to dress up is, well, come on, it’s LEG & BREAST fest!!!!!! ROFL
Has anyone else noticed that with the crashing of the U.S. and global economies that EVERYONE and their UNCLE has become an economist? Not only have they become economists, but they are now able to predict the future. You can’t tell me you haven’t heard this going on around you. EVERYBODY seems to be able to predict the exact rate with which America will crumble following the 2008 Presidential election. Now, I would be the first person to agree that things are not going “well” in our country. That evidence is all around us. However, I have to have some sort of faith that things will turn around, otherwise, what is the point? If we continue to be pessimistic and continue to bitch about Dems vs. Conservatives, the political process and the choice of candidates, the bailout and the impending collapse of the American auto industry, we’re doomed for failure. BUT, if we work together, and quit fighting over supposed “party lines” maybe we can get something accomplished. How about being for the good of the American people???? What about ALL of us having a decent economy, education, access to healthcare, cheaper gas & food prices, the ability to find a decent job, affordable housing, and the ability to establish the American Dream? (Spoken like a true Dem right????? NOT!! I don’t affiliate myself with any political party (aka regime)).
WTF is up with everyone predicting our President’s demise??????? Do you HAVE ANY IDEA how fucked up our country would be if our President were shot? As if we don’t have enough turmoil going on anyway. And seriously, wtf does that say about our country’s values & morals if we are predicting that a “black” President is going to be shot based on color???? Don’t you think that maybe we should give the guy a chance, just like we have every other President? Whether we voted for him or not, he’s still a human being, a man with two little girls and a wife. These people piss me off. Quit predicting the worse and try and make America BETTER!!!!
Second amendment rights. I’m sure you’ve all heard about all the redneck yellow belly lily livered hillbillies who are buying guns in bulk cuz they’re afeared the big bad government is gonna take away their weapons. Okay, really, let’s take a look at this. Gun sales have increased, why? Because people have been preached fear propaganda for so long, that they are incapable of thinking rationally for themselves. Does it REALLY make common sense that the MOST IMPORTANT thing that the President has to do in a time when our entire economy and nation is crumbling, that he would worry about taking our guns away? No, probably not. He’ll probably be a bit busy trying to figure out how to create jobs with our top financial & auto making industries going from sugar to shit. He’ll probably be a little worried about the housing market that has completed folded in on itself. He’ll probably be a little bit more concerned with relations in the Middle East and how we are ever going to pull the fuck out. Or maybe he’ll be thinking about trying to find alternative energy sources to combat our dependency on foreign oil. But hey, that’s just my opinion. But if ya’ll want to think that him taking away your guns is his biggest priority, feel free to keep buying them in bulk. Fear is such a nice way to live, donchya think?
Many of you probably are aware that I think Tupac and Kurt Cobain are two of the greatest poets ever. But what many of you may not know, is that I actually think Kanye West in all his craziness is actually pretty talented too. One question I have though, on his new song American Boy, there’s a woman singing with him. I rather like her voice. However, she says something about meeting her 5’7” boy….are you KIDDING ME????? Why in hell would she be excited about finding a midget??? I’m just asking. Whatever happened to 6’2” with eyes of blue? Women have lowered their standards again I’m ashamed to say. Sigh, come on fellow femme fatales, stick with me on this one, say no to short men!!!!!!
I just want to leave you with one final thought for the evening. As per my usual, I saw something rather strange and amusing in this great state of MS. I was driving home from work the other night, and I passed one of those Chevy Astro vans. Now, before you get all excited, I’m not knocking the Chevy Astro van, it was the first vehicle I ever had. Without a muffler, no air conditioning, and over 200,000 miles, it was the greatest thing ever as far as I was concerned. The strange thing I saw though, was a pair of pliers hanging from where the door handle was supposed to be….yup, that was the door opening mechanism. I’ve seen a lot of interesting (ahem, cough) things here in MS, but the vehicular modifications people make down here, are the BEST!!!!!
Good night, and good luck!