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I love crack houses!

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I gotta say, when my boyfriend informed me that the house catty corner from me was most likely a crack house I was less than pleased. However, I was recently proved oh so wrong. The heavenly host appeared over that crack house the other day singing hallelujah choruses and I was simplly too enthralled to look away.

Let me start at the beginning and take you step by step down this miraculous trail. I was peacefully sleeping that afternoon (I'm a third shifter) when suddenly there arose such a clatter, that I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. It was as I peered curiously out the window that I faintly heard the first few strands of heavenly music. There, right in front of my house, were two fire trucks - that's right I said TWO! Well needless to say I went bounding down the steps in my scrubs (which I use for PJs) boobs bouncing everywhere - because, hey who had time to put on a bra! When I got downstairs, I saw my neighbor sitting on the steps of my front porch and she was clearly enjoying the show as much as I planned to.

In case you haven't figured it out already, the crack house was on fire. (No worries, my neighbor quickly informed me that no one had seen hide nor hair of them for about 3 weeks) Somehow, despite my weak knees, I managed to stagger to the porch and join my neighbor on the steps.

This was when I heard the heavenly host in their full splendor. For there in front of me were not the volunteer firemen (who sometimes let themselves go) but the REAL, full time, HOT AS HELL firemen. Needless to say the next hour plus was spent sitting on my porch steps blatantly ogling those sweaty specimens ply their trade.

So in closing, I would like to say once more: I LOVE CRACK HOUSES! There should be more in my neighborhood... and they should all burn down. Damn, those firemen were almost hot enough for me to give arson a try! :diablo:

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  1. Countess Olenska's Avatar
    Well Fuck. I missed the show and a chance for a rock.
  2. Boondock's Avatar
    The show was definitely worth more than a rock ;)
  3. newsbox's Avatar
    gotta love crack houses where else can you get ipods and cell phones for a quarter of the price?
  4. lilbay's Avatar
    I am with you Newsbox. I miss the deals I used to get when I lived in a full fledged open air drug market with numerous crack houses.
    Sadly I never got to watch one burn. I seen many a one busted though and well some of those Cops were Hot too.
  5. crickett's Avatar
    I'm in California. Did live in a questionable area of Anaheim once. (Due to my stupidity regarding the area). Well, if "questionable" means about 3 drug busts a week at my apartment complex.
    My biggest funny was how many of my neighbors totally lost command of the English language when the police showed up. English was fine when they "borrowed" shampoo from me not an hour before. (well, the actual request was for me to drive them down to the liquor store to "buy shampoo"....so I gave them one of my hotel bottles. I'm a graveyard shifter, I don't drive during the day.)
    I could've swore they weren't all actually named "Jose" and "Rosa" "Garcia" but they were when the police asked.
    Yeah, life is kinda boring in the 'burbs of OC, ut I'll try to adjust.
  6. crickett's Avatar
    Yeah.....some of the cops were HOT! That I do miss...sigh....
  7. Boondock's Avatar
    The sad part is that the neighborhood where I live actually isn't that bad. The house was a rental house (the only one on the street) and the land lord must not be too discerning.

    I'm a graveyard shifter too and I totally get what you're saying about driving during the day. I avoid it like the plague! Had to go somewhere the other day and it took me more than twice as long as usual because of the damn daytime traffic.

    There were a couple of hot cops there too, but there's just something about those fireman outfits! :)