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The world turned upside down

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During the Seven Years War, Britain defeated the French and their Indian allies and foolishly expected the Colonials to bear at least some of the burden of the cost of their own defense, as well as the expense of governing said colonies...rather than having that burden extended to Britain at large.

Passage of bills of revenue by Parliament, when met with hysterical opposition from vituperative radicals, would quickly be repealed in order to appease the colonials as an indulgent parent would please a spoiled child.....but, as any parent knows, such indulgences only result in increased disobedience on the part of the wayward child.

In the so-called Boston "Massacre" of 1770, a violent, drunken mob incited by the terrorist Samuel Adams did provoke British soldiers with acts of violence causing these soldiers to fear for their own safety. The inevitible bloodshed that followed as these soldiers defended their very lives from the above mentioned mob was twisted by rebel propagandists into an holy act of sacrifice....the fallen criminals being undeservedly cast as martyrs....the soldiers put on trial.

The Boston "Tea Party" was nothing more than the theft and destruction of private property, which eliminated business competitors of the rebel merchant John Hancock.

Acts of wanton vandalism, theft and, or destruction of Crown property as well as the property of those loyal subjects of HIS MAJESTY!......commited by certain vile, lecherous ruffians, often intoxicated...did betray the SOVEREIGN KING AND THE WILL OF GOD!.......kidnapping of officials and loyalist citisens....murder of British soldiers and officers......an endless litany of abuses and degradations so numerous that the constraints of time and space prevent mention of them herein. The celebration of such an outrageous calumny against humanity and decency is grotesque.

GOD SAVE THE KING, YOU DAMNED YANKEE BASTARDS!

As you devour your grilled processed meat products...think of the valiant soldiers of THE EMPIRE who sacrificed their own lives in a vain attempt to maintain civilisation in America.


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Updated October 30th, 2010 at 03:41 PM by Pete Bondurant

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  1. Lizard's Avatar
    You said "vituperative." And "calumny." I shall think of you fondly while consuming one or more grilled processed meat products.
  2. FrakMe's Avatar
    etymology is your friend
  3. moonlilly1981's Avatar
    Oh Pete how you have been missed.
  4. Southern Sin's Avatar
    Whew!! Heavy Stuff!! Hold on a sec....damn hamburger...stuck in teeth.... aaah thats better...pass me a sausage anyone :D

    Now i wonder if this is the same empire guilty of atrocities like the Tasmanian genocide, the use of collective punishment in Malaya, the bombing of villages in Oman, the dirty war in North Yemen, the evacuation of Diego Garcia....hmmmmm??
  5. Pete Bondurant's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Sin
    Whew!! Heavy Stuff!! Hold on a sec....damn hamburger...stuck in teeth.... aaah thats better...pass me a sausage anyone :D

    Now i wonder if this is the same empire guilty of atrocities like the Tasmanian genocide, the use of collective punishment in Malaya, the bombing of villages in Oman, the dirty war in North Yemen, the evacuation of Diego Garcia....hmmmmm??
    Tasmanian? Tasmanian? Who in hell cares about any god-damned Tasmanians? To hell with those peoples and their petty grievances! Damn them I say! Damn them all!
  6. Countess Olenska's Avatar
    I has a tummy ache.
  7. Pete Bondurant's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Countess Olenska
    I has a tummy ache.
    That is what happens when you swallow nasty things....naughty girl.
  8. Countess Olenska's Avatar
    It was fresh jalapenos in the guacamole I ate. OW!
  9. Tundratot's Avatar
    Catchy little tune.

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