A public service announcement from Gidget
by, April 24th, 2010 at 06:01 PM (1773 Views)
Ladies, we're starting to enjoy warmer weather now, in some parts of this lovely country. Yes, it's time to dig out your sandals, flip flops, etc. from the back of your closet. But please. PLEASE. I beg of you.
CUT YOUR FUCKING TOENAILS.
THESE ARE NOT CUTE:
Oh my fucking GAWD. I saw them again today. This woman in the nail salon today was getting a pedicure and she had the longest, scariest, skankiest hot pink fucking toenails EVER. I swear to God she has to buy shoes 2 sizes too big to accomodate those fucking toenails.
And you KNOW, when the nail tech asked her if she wanted them cut down, that bitch said, "NO." NO?! It took every ounce of self-restraint in my being to not scream CUT YOUR FUCKING TOENAILS, BITCH!
Thank you. This has been a public service announcement from Gidget.
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