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A public service announcement from Gidget

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Ladies, we're starting to enjoy warmer weather now, in some parts of this lovely country. Yes, it's time to dig out your sandals, flip flops, etc. from the back of your closet. But please. PLEASE. I beg of you.

CUT YOUR FUCKING TOENAILS.

THESE ARE NOT CUTE:


Oh my fucking GAWD. I saw them again today. This woman in the nail salon today was getting a pedicure and she had the longest, scariest, skankiest hot pink fucking toenails EVER. I swear to God she has to buy shoes 2 sizes too big to accomodate those fucking toenails.

And you KNOW, when the nail tech asked her if she wanted them cut down, that bitch said, "NO." NO?! It took every ounce of self-restraint in my being to not scream CUT YOUR FUCKING TOENAILS, BITCH!

Thank you. This has been a public service announcement from Gidget.

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Updated April 24th, 2010 at 06:04 PM by Gidget

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  1. jus shaking my head's Avatar
    Still laughing!
  2. OMalley's Avatar
    You shoulda told her, Gidget. Totally gone OFF on her. I think she needed it.
  3. LadyCygnet's Avatar
    She looks like she has artificial toenails...creepy!
  4. Saffron's Avatar
    I've seen someone get artificial nails on their toes... ick...
  5. thequeenofsorrow's Avatar
    dont they call them ghett-toes lmao ewww
  6. Unamused Cat's Avatar
    LOL
  7. TwiztidAngel's Avatar
    i heard 'witch' is the new 'princess'
  8. TheMeaningOfItAll's Avatar
    *hurl* Totally agree, Gidget! Let's add that people need to slough off the dead skin and lotion those puppies before they start wearing sandals. I can't tell you how many times I've been out and someone is wearing sandals with long toenails that are unpainted and yellowed and their feet have three inch calluses on their heels. Gag!
  9. Valasca's Avatar
    I find it nastier to see undone toeneails in open shoes.
    plargh!
  10. thequeenofsorrow's Avatar
  11. OMalley's Avatar
    I have horrible visons of stepping on those nasty things.
  12. moonlilly1981's Avatar
    my feet live in composite toed work boots five days a week. I wear flip flops at home all summer unless Im doing something that requires sneakers. But damn I keep my feet nice all year round. In between pedicures at the spa I do my own in home ones.
  13. Dakota Valkyrie's Avatar
    Maybe someone has a toenail fetish? There are weirder things, I suppose...
  14. AngelFire's Avatar
    Oh that's just nasty, and wrong. I see them in Los Angeles all the time...Ghetto does not even begin to describe this hot mess
  15. Gidget's Avatar
    OK fine. I confess. I am quite the princess about my pedicures. I will gladly live on cereal, $5 footlongs from Subway, and Hamburger Hellper, but my fat ass is parked in that pedicure chair at the salon every 2-3 weeks come hell or high water. Because it's all about priorities, people.

    Cute toenails are a year round necessity down here in Floriduh. And by "cute" I mean SHORT. Allow me to illustrate with an actual photo of my toes. Kindly disregard the birds in the photo. Gidget is not just a crazy cat lady or the owner of an elderly dog with digestive issues. She has birds, too. Because there's nothing hotter than a widow with a house full of dysfunctional critters.
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  16. AngelFire's Avatar
    I like the color you selected. But every time I put that color on, I look fucking gothic. I don't like Gothic. Have you ever tried that parafin wax machine from Walmart? Love that damn thing. I use it every weekend.
  17. Gidget's Avatar
    Parafin wax machine? Like the warm wax dippy thing that you have to pay $5 extra for at the salon? OMG. I need one.
  18. AngelFire's Avatar
    Yes, Gidget. They have them at Walmart. I purchased mine for 50 bucks. It comes with it's own wax, the plastic gloves for your hands and feet, also a pair of warm mitten like thingy. I simply love my machine. I don't do manicure salons, as I don't like strange people touching me, so I buy all my supplies, and do my own nails. I don't wear acrylic so it's very easy, and relaxing for me.
  19. mopar's Avatar
    ROFL ! I just saw one today! YUCKYYY

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