Toy Box

Wow, that was just so poetic and romantic, Morbid.
I'm swooning:P

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Get pictures next time...

did you stick your dick in the gas tank?

Nothing wrong with loving your truck. I had to sell mine. WHAAAAA! I miss her so much.

Originally Posted by Amazon

Nothing wrong with loving your truck. I had to sell mine. WHAAAAA! I miss her so much.

What kind was it?

I'm used to driving older muscle cars and smaller SUV's...this is a four door Chevrolet Silverado. While I have no problems driving a vehicle that's a bit bigger than what I am used to, I am having a hell of a time parking. :P

Originally Posted by mommacrazy30

did you stick your dick in the gas tank?

That's SICK!

Originally Posted by Jaded

Get pictures next time...

I will never send pictures like that to you, especially after knowing what you did with the last ones you got like that. SHAMEFUL!

if you and the truck have a love child can i adopt it? i really need another vehicle

Originally Posted by TwiztidAngel

if you and the truck have a love child can i adopt it? i really need another vehicle

You seriously think Morbid's and a Silverado's love child wouldn't make Christine look like the Mother Teresa of all evil cars?

I fell in love with a vending machine once.....everything went well until it ran out of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGbjODmiig8"]YouTube- Wheels of Terror[/ame]

Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant

I fell in love with a vending machine once.....everything went well until it ran out of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Yeah, I had a vending machine relationship as well, so I feel your pain.

I love the Japanese.

Yeah, they are about 15 levels of kickass.

Originally Posted by Lizard

You seriously think Morbid's and a Silverado's love child wouldn't make Christine look like the Mother Teresa of all evil cars?

even better!

Originally Posted by Lizard

You seriously think Morbid's and a Silverado's love child wouldn't make Christine look like the Mother Teresa of all evil cars?

now I want it... damnit

I absolutely cannot believe you guys are talking about taking my possible love child! Even if I could get my new truck pregnant by sticking it up her tailpipe, I do not find this humorous AT ALL. You people are degenerates!

Originally Posted by Morbid

I absolutely cannot believe you guys are talking about taking my possible love child! Even if I could get my new truck pregnant by sticking it up her tailpipe, I do not find this humorous AT ALL. You people are degenerates!

it can be an open adoption...i will let you and the truck have visitation!

oh and DG, i called it 1st...you will have to wait for them to have a 2nd one

Does it talk to you in the voice of the dear leader?

You people are degenerates!

yeah, so what's your point?
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