Gidget

1. What time did you get up this morning?
Got up at 6:45am.

2. How do you like your steak?
Medium rare and doused in profuse amounts of A-1 sauce or melted blue cheese

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Bruno. From the second row.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Dr. G or Forensic Files

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Meh. Here's fine I guess.

6. What did you have for breakfast?
Can of Coke.

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Mexican.

8. What foods do you dislike?
Seafood. If it swims in the water with its own shit, I do not eat it.

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
My desk. In front of the computer.

10. Favorite dressing?
Honey mustard to dip french fries in.
Blue cheese for salad.
What? That's normal, right?

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
One that is absolutely covered in pollen.

12. What are your favorite clothes?
Jeans, black shirt, flip flops.

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Can I stay home and take a nap instead?

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
Stop pressuring me to make decisions, damn it.

15. Where would you want to retire?
At the rate I'm going I will work until the day I die.

16. Favorite time of day?
Sleepytime.

17. Where were you born?
Flori-duh.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Huh?

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Meh.

22. Bird watcher?
I have 2 pet birds, does that count?

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night.

24. Do you have any pets?
Four. Because nothing's cooler than a widow with a house full of critters.
1 - normal lovebird
1 - neurotic lovebird who has a tendency to pick himself bald
1 - extremely gassy dog
1 - pretty but not very smart kitten

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
Nope.

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
I can't remember what I ate for lunch yesterday, and you want me to remember what I wanted to be when I was little? Fuck that.

27. What is your best childhood memory?
See answer to #26.

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Bird person. But I have both a cat and a dog.

29. Are you married?
Was.

30. Always wear your seat belt?
Yep.

31. Been in a car accident?
Yep.

32. Any pet peeves?
Yep.

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings
Works no olives please.

34. Favorite Flower?
formosa azaleas

35. Favorite ice cream?
banana

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Pollo Tropical (it's a Floriduh thing)

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
None.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Depends. Is someone else paying off the balance?

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
Nope.

41. Like your job?
Hah.

42. Broccoli?
With cheese.

43. What was your favorite vacation?
Huh?

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
the boy

45. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of the dog snoring.

46. What is your favorite color?
Black.

47. How many tattoos do you have?
None.

49. What time did you finish this quiz?
9:23pm

50. Coffee Drinker?
Cappuccino please.