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Death, Taxes and Laughter

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DamagedGoods
, February 9th, 2010 at 01:56 PM (416 Views)
I look forward to dreaming, in my dreams magic still exists, endless possibilities and hope still exists. Things I haven't felt since I was a child. When I'm awake I'm constrained by reality, is that what it is to be an adult? The sure knowledge of future tragedy, the loss of the idea that eventually everything will be ok, you will see everyone you love again?

So I choose to behave child-like, I choose to rail against this melancholy, and I enjoy it, because the one sure thing I have is laughter. Death, taxes and laughter... you might as well be able to enjoy at least one of them.

If I act idiotic sometimes, so be it, there are worse things to be...

*cough* *sputter*

Ahem, as true as the above statement is, it really does pain me to say it. I do have my pride after all.

*space* *space* *period* *delete* *delete* *period* dogdamn you lizard...

Am I only not wanting to post this because I'm afraid, well fuck that.

Speaking of childish idiotic behaviour!

I'm thinking about farming lizards as a renewable food source. Think about it, you only get one cowful of meat out of a cow, you could just harvest the tails from the lizards! The lizards grow them back, you harvest again! They get thrilling exercise and an adrenaline boost! Its a win-win! I'm super excited!

I understand octopi can grow by arms, so they may be an idea. On the other hand, I think harvesting by cutting off may be more cruel than harvesting by scaring off.

I would stop here to say that I hope everyone reading realizes I would not actually do this, but I realize no one reading is likely that stupid.

Then again, I'm not filtering viewers so who knows who may accidentally stumble on this?

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  1. Pazuzu's Avatar
    This is brilliant.
    We can serve deep fried lizard tails at Midget World.

    You and me DG....you and me.
  2. OMalley's Avatar
    Things are only impossible until they are not. From my last fortune cookie...I love that.
  3. Pete Bondurant's Avatar
    A polar bear fell on me.

  4. Pixie's Avatar
    Don't leave me out!!!
  5. Pazuzu's Avatar
    You and me and Pixie DG, you and me and Pixie.
  6. penelopejo's Avatar
    I hope HES see this blog and the comments. SEE SHE LEADS YOU ON THEN LEAVES YOU BROKEN!!

    BROKEN I SAY! B-R-O-K-E-N!

    I wouldn't trust HRM.....she has a chupacabra.....that thing will suck the blood out of all of you lizards!
  7. DamagedGoods's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by OMalley
    Things are only impossible until they are not. From my last fortune cookie...I love that.
    That reminds me of a line from a book I'm reading, "Things are only impossible until they've happened for the first time"

    Wait.. that's what you just said..
  8. DamagedGoods's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by HotReadingMama
    You and me and Pixie DG, you and me and Pixie.
    I think we'd have to include manny on this...

    You and me and Pixie and Manny HRM, you and me and Pixie and Manny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant
    A polar bear fell on me.
    Did you keep him? Do you ride him like some great arctic knight? Does he have a name?

    Quote Originally Posted by penelopejo
    I hope HES see this blog and the comments. SEE SHE LEADS YOU ON THEN LEAVES YOU BROKEN!!

    BROKEN I SAY! B-R-O-K-E-N!

    I wouldn't trust HRM.....she has a chupacabra.....that thing will suck the blood out of all of you lizards!
    I'm going to nod and smile and pretend I understand what the first sentence is referring to...

    As for the chupacabra, we can put it as a main attraction and let people toss it pigmy goats!