A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote
mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully...

The Japanese are a very clever and ingenious eople. Who else but a Japanese person could ive in somebody else's house for a year without hem even knowing?

It seems a homeless woman sneaked into a an's house and lived undetected in his wardrobe for an entire year. The woman was only discovered after the man became suspicious about food mysteriously disappearing from his kitchen.

Police found the 58-year-old woman hiding in he top compartment of the man's wardrobe...

Yesterday while at work, I recieved a disturbing call from and old friend. She said that one of my oldest and dearest friends, Joe, was in a terrible car accident and was dying. Joe and I have been friends since we were children, so needless to say, I was shocked. After about an hour of crying at my desk, my boss came to my office and saw me with my hands clasped in ferverent prayer. He told me to go to the hospital and be with my friend. I freakin love my boss!

When I got...

Dear Friends,
As much as it saddens me to report, I had to let you all know that, I quit.
I just read this horrible artical about the dangers of heavy drinking.
I fear for my life. So thats it. I quit.
No more reading.

Thank You,
Lauren

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is asshole, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?


2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What the hell good...