Oh my bed,
The place where I lay my head,
Where I will happily wind up dead
Some day.

My bed so soft and warm,
Never doing me any harm,
Where I hate to hear the alarm,
Oh my bed.

I can stretch out wide,
Lie curled up on my side,
A place I can pull up the covers and hide,
Yes, that's my bed.

So why am I awake?
Surely this must be a mistake?
I tried to sleep, but couldn't...

If anyone is interested in obtaining girl scout cookies, my child is selling them. Since we're all friends in real life due to my military travels, I figured it would be easier to let you all know about cookies this way. So, if you're interested, here are the following types:

Lemon Chalet Cremes (new)
Trefoils
Do-so-dos
Samoas
Dulce de Leche (new)
Sugar free chocolate chip
Tagalongs
Thin Mints

The cost is $3.50...

Disclosure: I've posted this on Myspace, so if you're my friend there, you have to come up with a new comment here! Ha! :)


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