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1. You see how there's a car ahead of me? Climbing on top of MY ass will not make HIM go faster. And trust me when I tell you; I do not believe in "paying it forward" when it comes to tailgating, so I'm not going to attempt to rear end him ...

I know you won't actually read this, because well, you're stupid. Or, you will read this, get defensive, and proceed to ignore everything I say. Still, I need to vent and I've discovered there isn't enough material in the world to make enough voodoo ...

But seeing as I can't seem to respond on my own blog anyway, I can just ignore anyone I manage to piss off.

In the name of full-disclosure I will note I am atheist. What I am about to write is personal to me, and I don't mean to undermine ...

I hate writing cover letters. Hate it.

I know; next I'll be telling you I hate the dentist, long lines, telemarketers, stubbing my toe, being cut off, or one of any number of extremely common pet peeves. (And oh dear god do I.)
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Why do you keep screaming at me?

What am I supposed to do?

I know you're angry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Please stop, please help me understand what I must do. I've tried everything I know to do. I've tucked my tail in ...