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I have conquered the Beast that is Woman. Write it in the books, for it is done.

For such a lovely creature to be so vile, this is quite the accomplishment. For I, having been guised as a mortal man, have walked into the lair of the ...

Every summer I wait.

Since the last hard frost in June, I have been waiting for this day.
I'm driving down into the valley, after the store closes. I'll wrap up loose ends and phone calls later.
I will not think about the ...

Signing in from the lair of My Queen. She's a wicked queen. She touches me with soft, deceiving hands, because they promise love, something I've never truly received from another woman...but they tease me, they lie to me. God, how I long for love....but ...

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