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My First Fans

I have fans! Who knew?

I would like to thank the two sharp-dressed gentlemen that stopped by this evening. I really wish I could remember what agency you were from, all I recall is your badges looked like tricky ...

I love poetic justice... The idea of a rapist getting raped in prison is beautiful to me in a way. I think people who kill defenseless animals should be stripped of their own defenses and thrown to animals who CAN defend themselves. Yeah it takes a ...

I am watching Alexander Nevsky, which I ordered from Netflix. I have a bottle of Ketel One, which I am drinking out of a glass, although the bottle itself is sitting on a tray on top of my ottoman. The volume on the television is muted, because the ...

Its late... I should be sleeping... or something, but I'm not. Nope, instead I'm sitting here imagining the prospect of opening my own Proctologist's office (I'll run it, I won't be one of the Drs, I stick my finger up no man's ass). Why am I imagining ...

Attention Abusive/Neglectful Pet Owners!

First and foremost, I'd like to introduce you to "Responsibility". When you receive, adopt, buy, find & take home, whatever it is you did to become an animal owner, you agreed to ...