Gidget

Ladies, we're starting to enjoy warmer weather now, in some parts of this lovely country. Yes, it's time to dig out your sandals, flip flops, etc. from the back of your closet. But please. PLEASE. I beg of you.

CUT YOUR FUCKING TOENAILS. ...

I'm posting this in the blog section as I don't expect a whole lot of people to actually give a shit.

So the kitten came with registration papers. I'm supposed to come up with some kind of fancy, pretentious-assed name for her. ...

1. What time did you get up this morning?
Got up at 6:45am.

2. How do you like your steak?
Medium rare and doused in profuse amounts of A-1 sauce or melted blue cheese

3. What was the last film you saw at the ...

In 10 days it will have been a year.

I decided I needed to start getting serious about clearing out his things. All of his shit in this house just weighs me down. I shipped a bunch of it to his family. I gave trunkloads of it to ...

What type of day are you having? Shitty.

Was there anyone who "made your day"? No.

Are you liking how you look today? No. I need to get my roots touched up and I have a zit the size of Nebraska.

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