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I have a delayed hangover, but I am curing it with more alcohol.

My liver has already left me...irreconcilable differences. It was amicable.

I got a WONK brain...a WONK liver...and a WONK Land Rover.

If it makes you feel any better I poked myself with an eyeliner pencil today. Hurt like a bitch. I got a wonk eye now.

I think this is all quite fascinating, Pete. Where is the ax?

Are you crafting your online persona after Patrick Bateman's character in American Psycho, or are you for real?

Either way, I like it. You're scary and attractive, at the same time.

A pretentious figment, in sterling shark tooth cufflinks, who takes Anafranil, while craving whiskey ...

... Yum.

I don't think anyone expected this board to draw anyone more pretentious than I am. Okay, everybody - you can lay off me, now. We've found my successor, even if he is a figment.

Boxers or briefs? (Or neither?)

You are my favorite figment.

Ah, Pete.

You're a nutjob. It's part of your charm.

Your first mistake was having a beer in a can...all downhill from there.

Label whore.

dark grey, two-button worsted-wool suit by Hart Schaffner Marx, white cotton shirt by David Donohue with sterling silver shark tooth cuff-links also by Donohue, patterned silk tie by Theory and black cap-toe oxfords by Johnston and Murphy.

very nice Pete.

What were YOU wearing though?

Write about your life man, who you fuck, and where.....Mr. Lieman shared, don't you want to?

Hey I know, write and tell us what you do in a day in the Windy City......we're dying to know. :)

You plan terrorist activities, gay weddings, drug smuggling and money laundering on blogs, Pete.

Try it! It's all the craze!

You write about all your deepest darkest secrets.

You know, things that could have you put away for years...or ridiculed publicly for the rest of your life.