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Yeah, I got some email today. So rather than answer all of you (sorry, I don't have that many pairs of panties to send out), here's the shit.

Do you even ~go here? Yes.

I have no idea who you are. Neither do I. When I ...

My head hurts because I drank too much sake last night. The thing about sake is that (A) Imp has no "off" button and (2.) it sneaks up on ya.

So i'm sitting in my living room with Our Lord and Savior, Talking Jesus. We'd grabbed ...

After bowing to pressure from people who will probably not even be my Facebook Friends, I got a Facebook.

Yes, I am a lemming. And you should be my new facebook friends, because otherwise I will feel unloved.

My facebook name ...

I applied for a job this morning. Those of you who get called for references, be nice and tell the city that yes, I can answer the 911 phone and type in data without shrieking or hanging up on abused children.

There was a weird dream last ...

I'm currently comparing two "I Kissed A Girl" songs - the one by Katy Perry that's tearing up the airwaves, and the one by Jill Sobule that, in my opinion, is less rocker-cool but definitely girly-awesome.

Here they are. Which ...