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As some of you may know already, the submersible pump in my well has gone to shit. This means that I have no water. Yesterday, we pulled up 218 feet if flex-pipe, the broken pump hanging at the end in all it's useless glory. We had to do this just to ...

So it begins. This morning, at around 2:30, my cocaine and whore party was interrupted by the ringing of my telephone. As I crawled out of bed...er, finished a line off the tits of a model, I answered.

"You call me?" the other end asked ...

Just a note about my "internet issues". I have mentioned this before and received a few messages thinking that I was hinting at internet addiction of some sort.

Well, admittedly, I DO have an internet addiction. But it is not an addiction ...

I am back on the company internet, which means that I will not be able to participate much until I remedy that situation. The Verizon Wireless Broadband option sucked assholes. Luckily, since I only have had it a few days, they let me cancel with no ...

My kid got into more trouble at school today. This time, he got ISS because he and a friend were shooting rubberbands at each other. I swear to God. If these schools applied these guidelines back when I went to school, my classes would have been empty. ...