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NOTHING. They never called back. I think my son relayed a message to someone and just never told me. Smart kid if that is the case.

I figured if you were going to dream about me, you might as well dream about me right.

So, wait...How does this story end?!? I need closure, damnit!

Great. Elmer Fudd...Naked.

Nightmares, indeed.

Raw kitty and itchy asses.

Seems like there should be a disclaimer about consuming raw foods can be a health hazard. I was going to say wet wipes but you could also do what my dog does and sleigh ride across the carpet.

I'm gonna be happy all day thinking of you going. Scoot, Scoot, Scoot around your living room.

Try wet wipes!

I remember very clearly the week our sewer pipe broke growing up. I was the most unhappy teen ever.
Two days will be over quick, it will just feel like forever.

Jesus Christ, are you running on two hours of sleep, too?

OMFG What a story!! Reading this is surely going to be the highlight of my fucking birthday. Imagining you all animalistic is just delightful. Sorry about your water situation, man....but fuck getting naked in the woods is hawt.
Please, Please keep us updated, Master.

:)

You ate the cat RAW?!?! You still have fire don't you??

String a series of water hoses together with some couplers and hook it up to your neighbors water. Pull it in through one of the windows.

Then wash your ass. Seriously.

I don't think rubber bands are too bad. I can take pain now with no problem thanks to growing up around my boy cousins who shot rubber bands with bobby pins on the end. I've also been wrestled, dead legged, frogged, slapped in the stomach, held down while my toes got pulled until they popped, and had snow rubbed in my face. I think it taught me valuable lessons on how to wrestle out of someone's grip when they catch you, and that if you bite you are immediately let go.

Cocaine & whores.. Two staples of any good party.

My number is the reverse for Blockbuster. I get phone calls all of the time asking if I have this or that movie. If you play along it can be quite fun.

It was Shaun.

sorry, dude, that was me.

:D

no, not really.

Nice Morbid. I get those calls at work all the friggin' time. No, we do not sell burritos and Jose doesn't work here.

You could do a *69 which will call them right back. Costs 99 cents though. Sometimes the number will show up.

*57 is call trace. Won't get the number but phone company can say they are harassing

Well, at least they weren't masturbating.

I always get calls from guys who are masturbating. It's disturbing.

So it seems I am dealing with ME when I was 12.

LOL!!!

I know how aggravating this can be.
But, dammit Morbid how many times do I have to tell you about marking up my bitches?
Ocean's got a nostril hickey on her boob, how am I supposed to send her back out on the street like that!

Don't feel bad. I have charter bundled services. The first night in my new home there was a storm. I was without cable, internet AND phone. Good thing they don't sell electricity or cell phone service. I would have really been fucked then!