DamagedGoods

Perhaps you're bored. Perhaps you wish to lower your own IQ and that of everyone around you, but you've discovered lobotomies are sort of frowned upon these days.

Whatever the reason, I'm here to help.

Now, I'm not actually ...

1. You see how there's a car ahead of me? Climbing on top of MY ass will not make HIM go faster. And trust me when I tell you; I do not believe in "paying it forward" when it comes to tailgating, so I'm not going to attempt to rear end him ...

I know you won't actually read this, because well, you're stupid. Or, you will read this, get defensive, and proceed to ignore everything I say. Still, I need to vent and I've discovered there isn't enough material in the world to make enough voodoo ...

Attention Abusive/Neglectful Pet Owners!

First and foremost, I'd like to introduce you to "Responsibility". When you receive, adopt, buy, find & take home, whatever it is you did to become an animal owner, you agreed to ...

Hi! I like to check reviews and ratings on products prior to purchasing them, this has led me to a discovery... there are a few people who need some advice in regards to how to write helpful reviews. Namely, don't rate something you've never even fucking ...