Originally Posted by JGo555 And THIS explains why I suck at trolling. I don't know what those words mean so I refuse to use them, I don't like politics and I live in Canada. I can't dance jazz like either so I ain't mocking shit my ass "can't cash". If knowing how to dance jazz is a requirement for using jazz hands in a mocking fashion, I'm in shit.
I had to put my own husband on ignore on facebook because of this. I can't stand it! The only thing that helps me is when ever I see a trolling post I first hear the internet trolls national anthem in my head and giggle and move on.
Obama's an African Commy. Enough said. People who support him are socialist zombies who are on welfare and have 5 children all with ridiculous names like "Mercedes". Oh and the gayz too. Done.
Thank you for writing this. I'm seriously thinking about a FB fast until after the election. It might be the only way for me to keep friends that I have had for 40 years, cause they keep posting the most inane, retarded, juvenile crap about the other "team." And it is not from just one republican or democrat. It seems to have affected (infected?) a huge number of people, across all demographics - all of which I *thought* were at least semi-intelligent. I guess they will never know that when I read what they so thoughtfully have written, all I can hear in my head is Pee-wee Herman goin', "I know you are, but what am I?!?!"
Hey, you forgot lickspittle running dog lackeys of the ruling class!
And THIS explains why I suck at trolling. I don't know what those words mean so I refuse to use them, I don't like politics and I live in Canada. I can't dance jazz like either so I ain't mocking shit my ass "can't cash".
Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant *jazz hands*
Originally Posted by Kitty Yet there is still no explanation of the jet engine or flashlight collars... The jet engine refers to the noise the flashlight makes when you crank it. I meant to include diagrams for the collars, but I did at least describe them in the blog entry just before this one :D I'm easily distracted, what can I say.... ooh.... shiny! *wanders off*
Yet there is still no explanation of the jet engine or flashlight collars...
Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant Are you on heroin? I'm on whatever I find!
I'm horrified and fascinated! I want to know more about these collars too! Oh! And next time you strap entertainment to your dogs-VIDEO!!
Oh gods DG! I am crying with laughter over here and just have to ask: where did you find these wonderful collars? I want to get some for my pups.
Are you on heroin?
I decided to cut my losses and head to higher ground. Seeing as there was obviously no hope of averting aforementioned calamity, I went the whole "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" route and started shouting randomly at people to "GO INTO THE LIGHT!" The mental image of this made me laugh out loud at work this morning...
Originally Posted by JGo555 BRILLIANT! Now, if only they would KEEP them attached to their legs. *bow*
BRILLIANT! Now, if only they would KEEP them attached to their legs.
I hate tailgaters. I hated them so bad I rigged a sprayer using the windshield wiper motor with a line going all the way to the trunk and out. i graduated to using maple syrup. After moving the washer fluid tank close to the exhaust manifold so it would get hot, it worked great. Maple syrup on their windows always makes them pull over. They always turn their wipers on and it smears the window.
Originally Posted by JGo555 Bravo, bravo. Thankee ;)
Originally Posted by Saffron The rules must be different in Canada (I'm assuming because of the KPH) in the US, the people entering the highway are the ones expected to yield and get up to speed or slow down to get on the highway (part of the reason most states either have a yield, or in some cases [PA, I'm calling you out here] a stop sign to get on the freeway). Many people assume that because they are getting on the highway, the people who are already on the highway have to go out of their way to let them on which causes many crashes because they do not. I'm certainly not trying to be a bitch here but people assuming I'm going to let them on is my pet driving peeve because there are many instances in which I'd have to endanger my life and that of my children to allow them on (cars in the other lane, cars following closely, etc.) AND nine times out of ten if I do or am forced to, the fuckwad ends up driving 15-20 MPH under the speed limit while talking on their phone, smoking a cigarette and backhanding their kids in the backseat all at the same time. Ontario Canada, not sure for the rest of Canada. People that use no common sense trying to merge onto the highway annoy me as much as the ones not willing to let someone on. The way I see it, it's a two way street, so to speak. If the cars already oncoming have nowhere to go, don't be a dick and force them into a dangerous situation, even if you have right of way. But when the other lane is clear, and some idiot can't be bothered to get out of the way here, that drives me nuts.
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