blue_zombie

Oh my bed,
The place where I lay my head,
Where I will happily wind up dead
Some day.

My bed so soft and warm,
Never doing me any harm,
Where I hate to hear the alarm,
Oh my bed.
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If anyone is interested in obtaining girl scout cookies, my child is selling them. Since we're all friends in real life due to my military travels, I figured it would be easier to let you all know about cookies this way. So, if you're interested, here ...

Disclosure: I've posted this on Myspace, so if you're my friend there, you have to come up with a new comment here! Ha! :)


I promise the following events are true and correct to the best of my memory capabilities. Really, ...

Which one of you assholes signed me up for sugardaddie.com???? Come on, admit it!!! The proof I have says that one of you has to know me by my actual name….and they used a nickname that I only reserve for VERY VIP…..so come on, admit to it before I ...