Chat Is Down

[Lizard]

The chatbox you normally see at the top of the page is down and will be so for a while. In the meantime, to get your chatting needs met, Drunk Chat is still up and running!

[Unamused Cat]

I'm not drunk tho.

[Lizard]

I'm not drunk tho.

My bad. I'll send you some margaritas. Get out the ball gag, you know how I am when you're drunk.

[brokenandtwisted]

And no one is using DC...

:pout:

[Lizard]

And no one is using DC...

:pout:

Really? It's been busy for the last few hours.

And, someone always has to be first!

[brokenandtwisted]

Really? It's been busy for the last few hours.

And, someone always has to be first!

I am alone. :lollypop:

[Lizard]

I am alone. :lollypop:

Erm...maybe that's a...message.

[brokenandtwisted]

Erm...maybe that's a...message.

Oh look! A flying llama!




...and while you looked, I chopped off your tail. Monster! :argh:

[Lizard]

Oh look! A flying llama!

...and while you looked, I chopped off your tail. Monster! :argh:

Ouch. That really hurts. Oh. Please. Never do that again.

Go say something else I can smart off to.

[brokenandtwisted]

Ouch. That really hurts. Oh. Please. Never do that again.

Go say something else I can smart off to.

Smart off? No...you said it hurt with sincerity. Right? Right? Right...? :Cry:

[Lizard]

Smart off? No...you said it hurt with sincerity. Right? Right? Right...? :Cry:

My tail has grown back, and it is now a pastel.

Suicide is my only option, I think.

[Dakota_Valkyrie]

...and while you looked, I chopped off your tail.
Cutting off her tail doesn't work.
http://i37.tinypic.com/mmpwxv.gif

[brokenandtwisted]

Cutting off her tail doesn't work.
http://i37.tinypic.com/mmpwxv.gif

And this will be my eternal, repetitive Hell. Lizard is my new nemesis. :dong:

[Maggie Mae]

Cutting off her tail doesn't work.
http://i37.tinypic.com/mmpwxv.gifLMFAO ... I wish I could explain to the people in the room with me why this is so hilarious.

[Lizard]

Cutting off her tail doesn't work.
http://i37.tinypic.com/mmpwxv.gif

OH MY GOD is my ass really that big?!?

[Dakota_Valkyrie]

A worthy oponent - although it is her brain you need to worry about. She is fierce even without a tail.

[Lizard]

A worthy oponent - although it is her brain you need to worry about. She is fierce even without a tail.

Leave me my tail, and I am fierce even without a head!

[Maggie Mae]

EXCUSE ME!

I'd like to interject:

FUCK.

That is all. You may carry on.

[Lizard]

I AM NOT SAYING THIS:

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard and so many times at the posts in a thread. Thanks.

I DID NOT SAY THAT.

[OMalley]

It may be just as well that chat is down. From what I've been reading (not in THIS thread) the people are feeling a bit -contentious- tonight.

Is it a full moon?

[Dakota_Valkyrie]

See what happens when chat is down.

[Maggie Mae]

Maggie loves me.
You said it. And I have proof.

[Lizard]

You said it. And I have proof.

Yes. Yes, you do.

[brokenandtwisted]

From what I've been reading (not in THIS thread) the people are feeling a bit -contentious- tonight.

Is it a full moon?

:pound:

understatement

un·der·state·ment [ùndər stáytmənt, úndər stàytmənt]
(plural un·der·state·ments)
noun

1. restrained or muted statement: a statement, or a way of expressing yourself, that is deliberately less forceful or dramatic than the subject would seem to justify or require
2. incomplete statement: a statement that underrepresents or underreports something

EDIT: Holy shit...it IS a full moon! No, seriously!

[DamagedGoods]

You made Lizard a frog! momentarily at least

[Lizard]

:pound:

understatement

un·der·state·ment [ùndər stáytmənt, úndər stàytmənt]
(plural un·der·state·ments)
noun

1. Restrained or muted statement: A statement, or a way of expressing yourself, that is deliberately less forceful or dramatic than the subject would seem to justify or require
2. Incomplete statement: A statement that underrepresents or underreports something

jesus christ in a sidecar, what is with you fucking people's attitudes tonight?!?

[Maggie Mae]

Yes. Yes, you do.Oh, you TART!!

Thank goodness for my incredible quick thinking when I took a screen shot...

(I might love you. Get over it.)

[brokenandtwisted]

jesus christ in a sidecar, what is with you fucking people's attitudes tonight?!?

Do you want to fight? Playground. Now.

[Lizard]

Do you want to fight? Playground. Now.

Already there. I got the good swing, ha ha ha ha!

[Lizard]

You made Lizard a frog! momentarily at least

I only looked froggish. You endanger yourself by doubting the Lizard nature.

[Dakota_Valkyrie]

I was confused.
I saw that edit, Lizard!

[Maggie Mae]

i was confused.
I saw that edit, lizard!witnesses!

[Lizard]

I was confused.
I saw that edit, Lizard!

<GOES ALL INNOCENT>

Wasn't me.

[TheMorningStar]

hphzdOGqjDw

[Maggie Mae]

I must sleep.

And plot.

I must thwart the Lizard and her sneaky edits.

[Lizard]

HA HA HA! I KNOW THOSE GUYS!

do not tell them that the female (not the male) hormones influence tail regrowth

[Lizard]

I must thwart the Lizard and her sneaky edits.

I promise, Maggie Mae, on the reptilian-skinned corpse of my own mother, to never again edit a post of yours without your permission!

[impqueen]

Lizard's a slut. I mean, just sayin'. :lollypop:

[Pixie]

I declare this thread FUNNY!!

[MISSanthropic]

wait - chat is down?!

[Pete Bondurant]

Bring it back, you dumb bastards. No one ever uses the other one. I do not want to resort to phone sex. I need a drink and a steak. Piss off.

[impqueen]

I do not want to resort to phone sex. I need a drink and a steak. Imp is incredibly hot.



Yes you do, yes you do, and thank you.

[Pete Bondurant]

I will sell you my 1987 Volvo for $87.50 if you give me a case of Oreos.


Sure thing, Sweetcheeks. No problem.

[SoUncool]

Yeah, what Pete said. Or, you know, whatever.