StashRider
November 7th, 2008, 07:03 PM
Ok, uh..this is obviously my first time posting in the forums and at the suggestion of the lovely banners following me around and reminding me I haven't posted yet...I thought I would.
My name is Laurie and I first posted on the DreaminDemon a couple of months ago where I managed to offend Morbid and Impqueen in about two minutes. I sheepishly ran away with my tail tucked under and have now bravely reentered. I am more involved with read the Dreamindemon and less with the forums...but that will change probably since I have seemed to exhausted all other forms of entertainment on the web.
My bio:
I'll get the shitty stuff out the way first. I am a twice convicted felon who is still on probation. Needless to say I was a very selfish and stupid person who at the ages of 16-20 decided that my needs were paramount to that of my family and other random people who the the unfortunate luck of being in my sphere of destruction. I committed crime of forgery at age 20, was put on probation, then took off across the country in a stolen vehicle to "find myself" and 6 years later "found myself" in a world of shit when I came back to Texas. I have no "excuses" for my behavior and I fully take responsibility for my asshat ways. In fact I HATED every single one of the people I had to put up with in the month I was in jail and have found that there is a very good reason why they were all there. In fact most of them wear it as a badge of honor......a really stupid badge of honor. Worst 30 days of my life(slight exaggeration)
Now, with that out of the way, while I am no longer a dick in that particular format I am still a dick in very legal fashion.
Such as:
When I am personally finished with a conversation I tend to just walk away instead of finishing it.
I refuse to make eye contact with people on the bus and talk to them.
I won't talk to someone with disabilities just because they are disabled....I will treat them just I treat everyone else; a chore.
I don't "get" the whole god/ja/goddess/pagan/earth worship thing. Never had, never will and if someone mentions it my eyes glaze and I walk away, or if I am in a foul mood I'll start an endless and excruciating debate/mental fist fight that will end up with both parties in a fit of hate. SO, I promise not to start shit with you if you promise not to start shit with me. Deal?
I'm a complete narcissist. In fact, the biggest reason I signed up for the forums is so I can check out how much people respond to me. Isn't that sick? When I write a myspace post I am OBSESSIVE about the numbers of readers. Seriously, I want you to love me. Love me, love me, love me! Just don't expect me to talk to you on the bus. Really, that's why I have headphones on.
Good stuff:
I am not offended by much. In fact hardly anything. When I was a teen I was one of those kids who didn't look at porn on the 'net. I looked at all the gross photos and visited hate sites. In fact I tried to sign up with the Aryan nation(I'm Mexican), but my boyfriend(he used to be a neonazi before he found the healing qualities of the grateful dead) panicked and insisted that I couldn't because they would personally want to meet me when I signed up and then probably beat me to death after they discovered the fraud. I thought it was hilarious.
I took care of people with Autism and I loved it. Now if you think this contradicts my previous statement that I won't speak to people with disabilities, you're wrong. I said I won't talk to them just BECAUSE they are disabled. Listen, I'm really tired after a day of wrangling dogs and lifting them and running from the scary ones and cleaning up their feces so I don't want to talk to anyone after work. Besides I got paid to talk to guys with autism. And money makes all the difference.....
Hmm, I tried to think of some other positive stuff, but I can't. Screw it.
Thanks! Laurie :hello:
My name is Laurie and I first posted on the DreaminDemon a couple of months ago where I managed to offend Morbid and Impqueen in about two minutes. I sheepishly ran away with my tail tucked under and have now bravely reentered. I am more involved with read the Dreamindemon and less with the forums...but that will change probably since I have seemed to exhausted all other forms of entertainment on the web.
My bio:
I'll get the shitty stuff out the way first. I am a twice convicted felon who is still on probation. Needless to say I was a very selfish and stupid person who at the ages of 16-20 decided that my needs were paramount to that of my family and other random people who the the unfortunate luck of being in my sphere of destruction. I committed crime of forgery at age 20, was put on probation, then took off across the country in a stolen vehicle to "find myself" and 6 years later "found myself" in a world of shit when I came back to Texas. I have no "excuses" for my behavior and I fully take responsibility for my asshat ways. In fact I HATED every single one of the people I had to put up with in the month I was in jail and have found that there is a very good reason why they were all there. In fact most of them wear it as a badge of honor......a really stupid badge of honor. Worst 30 days of my life(slight exaggeration)
Now, with that out of the way, while I am no longer a dick in that particular format I am still a dick in very legal fashion.
Such as:
When I am personally finished with a conversation I tend to just walk away instead of finishing it.
I refuse to make eye contact with people on the bus and talk to them.
I won't talk to someone with disabilities just because they are disabled....I will treat them just I treat everyone else; a chore.
I don't "get" the whole god/ja/goddess/pagan/earth worship thing. Never had, never will and if someone mentions it my eyes glaze and I walk away, or if I am in a foul mood I'll start an endless and excruciating debate/mental fist fight that will end up with both parties in a fit of hate. SO, I promise not to start shit with you if you promise not to start shit with me. Deal?
I'm a complete narcissist. In fact, the biggest reason I signed up for the forums is so I can check out how much people respond to me. Isn't that sick? When I write a myspace post I am OBSESSIVE about the numbers of readers. Seriously, I want you to love me. Love me, love me, love me! Just don't expect me to talk to you on the bus. Really, that's why I have headphones on.
Good stuff:
I am not offended by much. In fact hardly anything. When I was a teen I was one of those kids who didn't look at porn on the 'net. I looked at all the gross photos and visited hate sites. In fact I tried to sign up with the Aryan nation(I'm Mexican), but my boyfriend(he used to be a neonazi before he found the healing qualities of the grateful dead) panicked and insisted that I couldn't because they would personally want to meet me when I signed up and then probably beat me to death after they discovered the fraud. I thought it was hilarious.
I took care of people with Autism and I loved it. Now if you think this contradicts my previous statement that I won't speak to people with disabilities, you're wrong. I said I won't talk to them just BECAUSE they are disabled. Listen, I'm really tired after a day of wrangling dogs and lifting them and running from the scary ones and cleaning up their feces so I don't want to talk to anyone after work. Besides I got paid to talk to guys with autism. And money makes all the difference.....
Hmm, I tried to think of some other positive stuff, but I can't. Screw it.
Thanks! Laurie :hello: