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Unamused Cat
October 17th, 2008, 03:44 PM
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VANDERBURGH COUNTY - When Vanderburgh County Sheriff's deputies got a call about a man masturbating in a county park, neither they nor the caller knew what they were about to find.

"We didn't know what he was doing, but we knew it's not right to have your pants down in a park," says witness Jeff Niemeier.

On scene, deputies found 55-year old Larry Williamson sitting on a picnic table naked, masturbating, with a metal rod protruding from his penis. Ewww....

"Fortunately there weren't any kids or families present. He has since told us he'd gone there in the past to gratify himself," Vanderburgh County Sheriff Eric Williams says.

"We saw him two or three times this past week," Niemeier says. "Just sitting at picnic tables watching children."

The picnic table where deputies found Williamson naked was only feet away from the playground. Deputies say he's been arrested twice before for public indecency and nudity and he's banned from all city parks.

A search of Williamson's car showed deputies the metal rod was just one of many props he'd taken to the park with him.

"He had a lot of unusual things in his car that we thought were suspicious in nature," Williams says. Among those: binoculars, sex toys, male enhancement drugs, lotions, a small dog, candy and bags of cotton candy-things often used to lure children.

"We're not saying that's what was going on, but it sure does send up some red flags for us," says Williams

Although Williamson is in jail Thursday night, there is a chance he could bond out.

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Jaded
October 17th, 2008, 03:51 PM
'A small dog' got a chuckle out of me. Are they sure he's using the dog to lure children?
If a guy will fuck a metal pipe, I'm thinking he'll fuck just about anything....

Just my luck sucks
October 17th, 2008, 03:58 PM
with a metal rod protruding from his penis. Ewww....

What is with guys sticking stuff in their penis? I can't imagine how that could be anything but painful!

But, I do have another ER story...

An older gentleman in his late 70's early 80's, shoved a bolt up his penis, when he couldn't get the bolt back out, he got the brilliant idea to try to pull it out with a little magnet...yep, you guessed it--lost the magnet down in there too. This unfortunate senior citizen finally made his way to the ER when he could no longer pee. :stupido3:

I understand the fix, took surgery. (ouch!)

As my sis is fond of saying “Just another stupid human trick.”

crickett
October 18th, 2008, 11:38 AM
Just fucking shoot this worthless prick. If he hasn't yet, he was just working up to a sexual assault.

blue_zombie
October 18th, 2008, 11:42 AM
Wow, I've never heard of a man losing something in his penis, althought I've heard of women going to the ER for MIA objects in the vagina! I can't imagine the thoughts the SOB had when driving past light poles!

Becca
October 18th, 2008, 11:48 AM
An older gentleman in his late 70's early 80's, shoved a bolt up his penis


Ummm, what??

I know since I don't have a penis I can't understand the glorious sensations the member can feel, but I've seen the tiny hole at the end of said member and while I understand men are just fucking crazy about their dicks, I cannot for the life of me understand why it would seem like a good idea and/or think it would feel good to shove something IN that tiny hole?!? Ewww.

Lizard
October 18th, 2008, 03:23 PM
Art Price would tell this guy he's doing it all wrong.